May. 14th, 2012

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May. 14th, 2012 09:56 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Calvin)
Uhm... hi.

So, I'm going to have my shoulder surgery tomorrow, which should be entertaining. NOT. But I may get a working arm out of the deal, so yay for that.

However, a darling uncle of mine once commented that, "every time you go under anesthesia, there is a chance that you won't come back up." And now I can't get that damn sentence out of my head.

This is a very low-risk procedure. I'm not nervous. I'm not afraid of pain. But I am well acquainted with Murphy's Law, so with that in mind, I give unto you all my final will and testament. Just in case.

MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT )

Also, I wrote my own eulogy because I'm nothing if not morbid.

For my eulogy... )

And in other news, I took off all of my jewelry because I know I'll forget about it, tomorrow, and now I feel naked. :|

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