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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twice Shy by [livejournal.com profile] sarkasticfics.
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Summary: Written for the following prompt, over at part eight of the StarTrek XI Kinkmeme: Bones is a werewolf. The moment he meant James Kirk, got a good whiff of his scent, he knew he was fucked. He had thought those stories about werewolves scenting their mate were all bullshit. But the stories about mating for life have got to be fake, right? Right?

Were!Bones and Curious!Jim. They fuck. IN SPACE.

THERE IS NOTHING NOT AWESOME ABOUT THIS, OKAY.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I read a lot...)
BIG PINK SPARKLY ONES.

Let it all stop here by [livejournal.com profile] echoinautumn

Summary: Hikaru Sulu is sure there's no way he could ruin his life more than he already has. He's twenty-two years old, in college, working full time... and the single father of a two-year-old daughter. Keeping it all in balance proves to be too much, and high school senior Pavel Chekov is rather desperately in need of community service hours.

STXI Sulu/Chekov AU KID!FIC. THERE IS BB AND I SQUEE.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Soup of the Day: Whiskey!)
Best combo ever.

The One Where Karl isn't as Sensitive as Expected by [livejournal.com profile] credulesque and [livejournal.com profile] lastling

NC-17 STXI-RPS Chris/Karl!!! WHOOP WHOOP.
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One hour shy of 24 hours, and I'm feelin' fuzzy.

Also, STXI fic.

The One-Eyed Man is King by [livejournal.com profile] acetamide.

Star Trek XI BIG BANG AU!!!!
Summary: Leonard McCoy wouldn’t have said that he was happy, but he was content with being blind until Jim Kirk came along and threw up on him.

I HAVE A NOT-SO-SECRET LOVE FOR BLIND!FIC.
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One of the great things about the internet is that there is fic to fit every mood.

These fit mine exactly, which should scare me more than it does.

Star Trek XI- Brightness Burns Master Fic List by [livejournal.com profile] graceandfire




dear sleep: we're over when i SAY we're over.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I read a lot...)
repeat offender by [livejournal.com profile] seperis.

Star Trek XI Spock 'n Kirk. It's deep and it's tough and if ever you felt like a victim as a kid, it's cathartic. Also, sex.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I read a lot...)
Oh, my goodness, she wrote more.

Looking For A Place To Happen: Master Post by waketosleep.

Star Trek XI AU about Kirk and Spock and the gang being space pirates and starting intergalactic wars and having sexy tiems, not necessarily in that order. I almost want to call it a Firefly cross-over, but it so isn't. It is original and delicious.

I don't remember if I posted the first portion (then just a vignette) of this story, but if I didn't, ETERNAL SHAME UPON MY ANCESTORS.
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WATCH IT QUICK BEFORE THEY COPYRIGHT THAT SHIT!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Mwahaha!)
LOOK UP THE STAR TREK SOUNDTRACK.

NO, REALLY.

...

OKAY FINE I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.

NOW LOOK AT THE TITLES OF THE SONGS.

AND THEN LISTEN TO THE MUSIC THAT GOES WITH IT.


LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

- Nailin' The Kelvin
- Hella Bar Talk
- Nice to Meld You
- That New Car Smell
(!!!!!)

Now compare it to the Batman Begins soundtrack.

Notice the difference?

Someone was channeling Kirk when they named those songs, which only serves to make me love the movie even more.


That whole movie is like liquid lollercaust and GQMF.
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I may never sleep again. Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] iconomicon!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Can't Take the Sky)
This here fic made me go "ow":

wash away the rain by warbrarian.

Star Trek dubcon threesome with a twist that hurts your insides. I eat it up with a warped, complicated spoon.
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Star Trek Parody by [livejournal.com profile] sarahtales.

All the cool kids are doing it!



ALSO: I seem to require a Star Trek icon, if this is to continue.
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Past Sorrows, Present Joy / Future Bliss / Out of Time / The Naked Time, by [livejournal.com profile] kagedtiger.

R-rated Star Trek Reloaded era of awesome. Mind melds, stoic Vulcans, clueless Captains, grumpy doctors, pon farr, and. Uhm. Non-graphic sex.

Don't faint.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (MST3K)
So the Chad (read: The Army Boy) and I got into a late night discussion via Facebook.

This is the result.
(Um... spoilers. If you can even understand what the hell we're going on about...)

STAR TREK ACCORDING TO LOLCATZ )

I think our internet privileges are going to be revoked or something...

You. Guys.

May. 26th, 2009 09:19 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I'd Hit That.)
They made Pon Farr perfume to promote Star Trek XI.

I cannot make this shit up.

In case you do not know, here's a quick refresher about why this is so aslakdjf;adl.

Way long ago, Gene Rodenberry tapped into the lyrical genius we see today in people like Joss Whedon and Eric Kripke and created Star Trek. This series was where slash was born, tru-fucking-fax.
Then, out of the blue, Genie introduced to the world what would become one of the most well-known and best-liked fanfiction tropes of our time. The fuck-or-die scenario. In this case, the 'heat' that Vulcan men and women undergo every seven years, known as the Pon Farr. They have to either fight it out or fuck it out. There is no other option.
And this is canon, you guys.

So, when there is Pon Farr perfume, my brain goes a leetle esplody and more than a little "HOLY SHIT, SON!" Because such things almost do not compute. Except that these are Trekkies we are talking about.

Yow.

May. 26th, 2009 02:30 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I read a lot...)
My het rec button is broken, most of the time, but there are a few fics out there that make me sit up and take notice of the fact that guy/girl sex can be kind of hot, too.

So with that in mind, I bring you and you take me the way i am by [livejournal.com profile] londondrowning. Female!McCoy/Kirk grumpiness, snark, and sex.

I am in love.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (This is a date!)


They are both like, "What? Right this second? Hunh?"

THEY ARE OTP FOREVS. THE END.

I. Uh.

May. 19th, 2009 09:30 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Retard Smile)
::covers mouth::

::points dramatically:: KIRK/SPOCK MPREG.

::GLEE!::

IF THERE WAS EVER A FANDOM THAT NEEDED MOAR MPREG, IT IS STAR TREK.



ALSO! When I hit Ctrl+V, my clipboard gave me 'the color of today's panties.'


::facepalm of joy::

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