zfreelance: (Cool Stuff Weird Things)
Cash Out, Get the Hell Out of Town by twentysomething
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester
Summary: He tries to asses the situation, but he is completely incapable of figuring out a situation where Gabriel should be wearing an Elvis suit on top of him and he feels like someone is trying to rape his skull, but- oh. There's a feather boa wrapped around his calf. Well, at least he's not entirely naked.


::lol forever::
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Patsy Decline by mustinvestigate
Fandom: Fallout: New Vegas
Pairing: fCourier/Benny
Summary: Post-apocalyptia really needs to rediscover latex.

I have not cried from laughing in a really long time, but fuck if I didn't wake my parents up doing just that.

...

May. 24th, 2012 02:32 am
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a higher form of war by gdgdbaby
Fandom: The Avengers
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Summary: The first thing that occurs to Tony is that the deflector shields are down. The ship is motionless, a sitting duck—a flying duck, as it were.

He jettisons up. His black pirate flag's peppered with bits of neon paint—in fact, the entire topside of the helicarrier is splattered haphazardly with broken pellets and streaks of color. The UN flag's been torn in half and is fluttering half-mast, which means they're probably breaking about ten different maritime laws.


A giant paintball war on SHEILD's Helicarrier, all in pursuit of "the prize". Tony and Steve didn't even have to fuck for me to decide that this was the absolute best. thing. ever.

...

May. 22nd, 2012 10:43 am
zfreelance: (Dancing Bitches)
and it's breaking over me by ashcheche
Fandom: The Avengers
Pairing: Bruce Banner/Clint Barton
Summary: It’s a smoky, gritty dive bar, the sort you only find when you’re actually looking for somewhere disreputable, and the sort that usually turns out to be quite reputable in its own way after all. Clint stumbles into it accidentally on purpose.

“What's your name,” Clint says, adding a little belatedly, “I’m Clint.”

“Bruce,” the man says, and reaches forward to pluck the cigarette from Clint’s fingertips. He takes a deep pull, then purses his lips - Clint gets a little distracted - and blows a smoke ring; it’s a little crooked, maybe a little smudgy around the edges, but still.



Hey, fic recs are mostly copy-paste, so. Plus, this was too good to lose.

...

Apr. 21st, 2012 01:07 pm
zfreelance: (Tonight: YOU)
Sidekick by Closer
Fandom: The Avengers/Suits
Pairing: Mike Ross/Tony Stark, Harvey Specter/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Mike Ross/Harvey Specter/Tony Stark, Donna (Suits)/Steve Rogers
Summary: Harvey Specter wasn't the rich renegade badass that plucked Mike from his potential life of crime.

Tony Stark was.


In which there are explosions, kidnappings, redheads, and SHOTS. I haven't the words to describe exactly how awesome this is. You will just have to trust me, here.

jimmy dean

Apr. 16th, 2012 12:10 pm
zfreelance: (BEAR HUG)
10, 9, 8, CAR by pollyrepeat
Fandom: The Avengers
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Background Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Summary: Clint was pretty sure he'd seen this movie. Like a lot of things since he'd joined the Avengers, it had been a lot funnier when it wasn't his life.

GROUNDHOG DAY FIC. WE'VE DISCUSSED HOW MUCH I LOVE GROUNDHOG DAY FIC, YES? YES.
zfreelance: (Guns and Booze)
Secrets of a Successful Marriage by valtyr
Fandom: The Avengers (author says Marvel 616. i say, "... close enough.")
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Summary: Tony Stark lives a double life; he's secretly the supervillain known as Iron Man. But his loving husband Steve has a few secrets of his own, as Tony is about to discover.


♥ __ ♥
zfreelance: (We Find Wildness)
Improbable Scenes from an Impractical Courtship by Molly
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Pairing: Gregor Vorbarra/Miles Naismith Vorkosigan
Summary: "Am I to understand," Gregor said when he was done reading, "that you're gifting me with a planet?"


guys. Guys. GUYS. If you have not read the Vorkosigan Saga, then I have no idea what the hell you have been doing with your life, because it has been WASTED THUS FAR.

Seriously, the series is a masterpiece of space opera underdog goodness that must. be. read.

And this story is pretty much cut right out of the books, themselves, and you will never convince me otherwise. >:(
zfreelance: (Cool Stuff Weird Things)
Requiem At Dusk by Femme
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry would do anything for his son, even follow in Orpheus's footsteps.


Shhhhhhhhh stop judging me. It's awesome.
zfreelance: (Fucking rabbit...)
Black Coffee on a Lonely Night by Femme
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Draco owns a café in the city. Harry's a MP who comes in every morning, newspapers in one hand, BlackBerry in the other, and orders a triple espresso macchiato.

Would that I could understand half of the very British phrasing and politics, but given how I'm shaky on my own culture's government, Imma just say that this is adorable as fuck.
zfreelance: (Peace!)
Sleeping Where They Fall by thirdbird
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Lestrade (Inspector)/John Watson
Summary: Some John/Lestrade cuteness for the kinkmeme. Prompt: Five times John and Greg fell asleep on the couch, and one time they actually made it to bed.


Ffffffff- adorable.

...

Feb. 29th, 2012 12:25 am
zfreelance: (Peace!)
Blóð ok Íss: a Fairy Tale by stereobone
Fandom: Thor (film)
Pairing: Loki/Thor
Summary: His father warned him never to go Jotunheim, for there were monsters there, terrible monsters of ice and magic. But Thor took that only as a challenge. Fairy Tale AU.


asdfghjkl;'
zfreelance: (Tonight: YOU)
Mirror, Mirror by jane_potter
Fandom: Thor (film)
Pairing: Loki/Thor
Summary: "Thor, they called him in voices edging on sneers, god of empty thunder. God of meaningless noise, god only of men who cower like children at storms." It began with Odin and Frigga's decision not to discourage Thor from learning magic as a child. The oldest son of Odin would become a trickster and a sorcerer, befriended only by three warriors in all of Asgard; the second son would be raised to know the truth of his heritage, and rise to fill the gap of his brother's irresponsibility by taking up the hammer Mjolnir and fighting his very nature in order to become a warrior-- and they would become gods unlike anyone's previous imagining.


::bites knuckle:: Thor-Loki role reversal is probably the coolest thing, ever. XD Sooooo many Daddy issues, soooo little time.
zfreelance: (We Find Wildness)
All To See by tanyart
Fandom: Assassin's Creed
Pairing: Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad/Malik A-Sayf
Summary: “At this rate, I won’t be dressed until sundown."

Reverse-strip tease. Because I NEEDED more kink in my life.

remember

Jan. 30th, 2012 03:46 am
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It's been a while since I've recced some shameless porn. And we can't have that.

Flexibility by mdseiran
Fandom: Assassin's Creed II (game)
Pairing: Ezio Auditore da Firenze/Leonardo da Vinci
Summary: Pilates had more benefits than Leonardo had ever suspected.


I need to get me a Pilates instructor...
zfreelance: (Peace!)
Vincit qui se vincit by zel
Fandom: Fallout: New Vegas (game)
Pairing: Arcade/Courier, Boone/Carla
Summary: The courier was a good man, inoffensive, who limped and shuffled from town to town, drawing letters or packages out of his long pockets, bringing well-wishes and gifts, news and postcards. He shook hands, kissed babies, and told wild stories about places he'd been to. It was easy to travel with him, an easy pace, sleeping under the stars or eating hot plates on kindly strangers' porches. He always said softly he didn't want trouble. He never wanted any trouble. At first they all figured him for a kindly older gentleman, some poor cripple who might have been a veteran.

What just happened, I... It's like the DLC that should have ALWAYS BEEN.

Major spoilers for those who might be inclined to play the game. But you knew that.

carry on

Nov. 15th, 2011 05:57 pm
zfreelance: (Cool Stuff Weird Things)
Current Respite by spicyshimmy
Fandom: Dragon Age II (game)
Pairing: Male Hawke/Fenris
Summary: Years later, Hawke wants to try his hand Nevarran dragon hunting. It would be appreciated, Fenris had written, if you ceased to goad a man who has earned his current respite.

My sekrit adoration for all things Dragon Age, let me show you it.

ON A SIMILAR NOTE, OH HOLY SHIT SKYRIM. I WILL NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE, EVER AGAIN.

...

Nov. 10th, 2011 05:35 pm
zfreelance: (Shadow Monster)
down to gehenna by sutlers
Fandom: X-Men: First Class (film), Silent Hill (game)
Pairing: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier
Summary: Welcome back to Silent Hill, Erik Lehnsherr, we hope you enjoy your stay.

...auuuuuuugh
zfreelance: (Dancing Bitches)
Just Temporary, Ma'am by sutlers
Fandom: Thor (film)
Pairing: Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Summary: In which Darcy procures a fake boyfriend in order to get Jane off her tits about this "Darcy doesn't have any friends" thing. Which is ridiculous, Darcy has over 300 friends.

DYING.

...

Nov. 8th, 2011 02:14 am
zfreelance: (Drunk)
Must Be All That Biking by friskaz
Fandom: Suits
Pairing: Mike Ross/Harvey Specter
Summary: Cross dressing porn, because it's practically canon. Originally called "soft features" when posted on the kink meme.


Boys in dresses = die-hard kink. I have come to terms with this.

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