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Jan. 7th, 2012 12:48 am
zfreelance: (Dancing Bitches)
This is an actual blurb from an actual book that I am actually going to read.

"The discovery of a wounded unicorn on his father's farm sparks a series of events Logan couldn't even fathom in his wildest dreams. Through this unicorn, he is confronted with sexual suggestion, magic and the promise of power. Logan and his brother Blake are quickly plunged into a world consumed by greed, lust and revenge. A world dominated by an ancient war between the unicorns and the centaurs. Can Blake save his brother from the unicorn's grasp before it's too late? Or more importantly, can Logan see what is happening to him as he is subjected to more and more unicorn magic?"

Guys. I just. I am fucking speechless over here.



UNICORN MAGIC.


There are tears streaming from my fucking eyes, right now... XD what is my life

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Nov. 30th, 2011 07:58 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Killjoy)


I... I'll be in my bunk? O_O

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Nov. 19th, 2011 09:16 pm
zfreelance: (Watch the World Burn)


I am literally sobbing into my keyboard. SKYRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM.
zfreelance: (Shadow Monster)
Oh, good. I was wondering if the universe would ever finish rendering all of my fond childhood memories into nothing more than twisted shards of nightmare fuel.

The answer is, "We're working on it. ;)"

Pokeweird: ShitRed

Awesome.

no

Jul. 21st, 2011 09:54 pm
zfreelance: (Meanwhile)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Whore)



THAT IS ALL
zfreelance: (Shadow Monster)
Waking Up (From the Dead) Is Hard to Do by Selkit
Fandom: Mass Effect 2
Pairing: Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian
Summary: There's no such thing as a support group for the recently deceased. Fortunately for Commander Shepard, she has a talent for improvisation.


::presses fists to mouth with glee:: SHUT UP, I'M ALLOWED TO BE SELF INDULGENT.


dear god, first band slash, now video games. doomed.
zfreelance: (Peace!)
Not dead, just working and video games.

Also, happy Friday the 13th! The dorm I'm living in looks and feels like something out of The Shining, especially at night. Luckily, though, we're currently chock full 'o cheerleaders, so hopefully the psycho revenant in the woods will start picking them off first and then work its way up to the staff.

Here's hoping, anyway.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Don't Blink)
FACT: I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT. I WOULD END UP LIKE THIS GUY, EXCEPT WITH MORE GIRLY SCREAMS AND PROBABLY PUNCHING OF COMPUTER SCREENS.

(i'd open it in a new tab, as this layout is kinda bitchy about large images)



NOOOO BUENO. D:
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Default)
Ahahaha, I love October!

I went thrift store shopping today to get supplies for my Halloween costume (Ash Ketchum) and while digging through some truly awesomely terrible clothes, I encountered...

click for the horror )

I also had a reverse trick-or-treat for my residents, today. I wandered around and knocked on my resident's doors and threw candy, glowsticks, and fake vampire teeth at them. They were thrilled. I had a lot of fun doing it for them, and it was great seeing their faces light up. Us working 20-somethings don't get to trick-or-treat too often, anymore, and a lot of us miss it.

I have to work Halloween night, but I'm gonna be gorging on candy and horror movies that night, anyway, so its not so bad. And I'll be wearing my costume, uniform be damned.

Happy Halloween, folks!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Boom)
Fuck me, I'm reading Jonas Brothers bandfic.

Every time I think I've hit rock bottom, I somehow defy physics and achieve a new all-time low. My ghost-written biography is going to be hilarifying.

Also, Wretches and Kings just makes me want to throw Molotov cocktails at something. It is bad. ass.

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Aug. 20th, 2010 11:55 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Hello Ladies)
... okay.

Watch this:




and then watch this:




I can't even. XD

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Jul. 27th, 2010 07:14 pm
zfreelance: (BEAR HUG)



THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Oh Lord

Jul. 30th, 2009 05:14 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (::snerk::)
Anybody remember when I did this?



I DO!!!!


Word to the wise: Don't look through old art folders. It's scary in there...

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