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Just Temporary, Ma'am by sutlers
Fandom: Thor (film)
Pairing: Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Summary: In which Darcy procures a fake boyfriend in order to get Jane off her tits about this "Darcy doesn't have any friends" thing. Which is ridiculous, Darcy has over 300 friends.

DYING.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Boom)
UNSTOPPABLE SPEED 3

CHRIS FINE. DENZEL. ROSARIO.


NOVEMBER, WHERE THE HELL YOU AT
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Relentlessly Awesome)
This is a repost, but. Dude. We have some awesome goin' on. Just sayin.

zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Autumn road)
Yeah, don't remember if I mentioned it or not, but my family here got a new dog a few weeks ago. Her name is Lila, and she was this tiny litte, wobbly Dachschund thing, and now she's gotten bigger, but she still flails around because her paws are too big for her, and she has puppy-breath, and this round little puppy tummy and, and, and...

::melts into goo::

You know what? Heres whats gonna happen with me. I'm gonna live in a house. Its gonna be in the South, because anything else is just too damn cold. Its gonna be big, and its gonna have trees and a backyard, and I am gonna have dogs. Big ones. I'm gonna, I'm gonna... I'm gonna have pound puppies and, and, and just dogs that find me, and, and... I'm gonna fight with them for couch space and trip over them in the mornings and we'll rough house and, and...

::kermit flails::

WOOHOO!

Mar. 22nd, 2008 11:29 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (YUSS!)
I got accepted to UWF!

I'm going to college!

I'm getting out of Tallahassee!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (YUSS!)
OMG, people, they're making an animated movie about The Fantastic Mr. Fox!

Only the best Roald Dahl book next to Matilda!

And George Clooney is gonna be the voice actor for Mr. Fox!

::glee::
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (dork)
This one made me smile real big.

My New Pants

Oh, Scrubs. You make life worth it in the end.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (rainbOWNED)
I have found out who I want to be when I grow up.

And that person is Locke Lamora, Gentleman Bastard.

I would so have the sex change.

So, anyway, my fangirling aside, lets talk about Scott Lynch and The Gentleman Bastard Sequence.

There are two books for the moment. The first one is The Lies of Locke Lamora. The second is Red Seas Under Red Skies.

Lemme make this as clear as possible.

READ THEM, MOTHERFUCKER! )
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Fridge)
Photobucket

... why can I stare at this for hours?


I feel so inexplicably... wow.

You too?
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Hay You Guys)
OH GOD I CAN'T STOP CRYING

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF BANDWIDTH

CLICK FOR PICSPAM )

300 PG VERSION

OH GOD I LOVE EVERYTHING!

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