zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Science!)
Harry Potter Wand Universal Remote

You can change the channel, adjust the volume, and fast forward with a wand.
I want to know if Lumos and Avada Kadavara turns it on and off.

Guess what I want for Christmas.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Geek Grin)
But while there are things like this, I don't even care.

New York Times Special Edition Video News Release - Nov. 12, 2008 from H Schweppes on Vimeo.




The reaction of the New York Times is the best part of that video.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Let's Talk About Me)
All pertinent, I swear.

First off, I recently acquired the game Sims 3. That game is like a deadly sin. You know its wrong, BUT YOU JUST CANNOT STOP.
But really. God DAMN. That game.

Just. ERG.

Next, Drowning Pool concert tomorrow. Syked? Duh-HUR.

Today I tiled a wall. It was an adventure. More to come tomorrow, pre-concert.

And the big news. My grandfather is selling his truck. He may sell it to me. Or, okay, he may loan it to me after I sign a loan agreement, because I do not have four thousand dollars right this second. But I may be getting a truck.

Ask me how excited I am. Go ahead. I've got capslock.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Retard Smile)
There is nothing I do not love about this.


"... We've asked Chris to change his name."

Leverage, I will bear your alien ET babies. Say the word.


... everything in my dorm smells like ham.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I'd Hit That.)
EE! EEEEE!! ::points::

The Crown of the Summer Court, by [livejournal.com profile] astolat


MERLIN FIC. TO PUT IT IN AS INSULTINGLY SIMPLE OF TERMS AS POSSIBLE. IT'S DONE WRIT LIKE THEM MERRY GENTRY BOOKS. THAT MEANS SMUT.
JUST. WIKIPEDIA THE SERIES AND READ. LIKE, RIGHT THE HELL NOW.

::GLEE!::
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Geek Grin)
So, my little brother got two ray guns for Christmas. They're big, bright silver, and they light up. There is no way they could be mistaken for actual guns. This is important later.

Two of my guy friends came by, along with two of my girl friends. At one point, we all decided to go to Walmart so I could pick up Eagle Eye. We would take separate cars. On our way out the door, the guys discovered the ray guns.

In case you can't see where this is going, we had a high speed fire fight, with much leaning out windows to fire at pursuers, dodging and weaving of cars, and dying when we came to traffic lights.

In other words, epic win!


I think thats another article of greatness to be checked off my list of shit to do before I die.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Hands)
Okay guys. Okay. Okay. I-... okay.

Tides of War


Movie from the here! channel. Starring Adrian Paul.


You probably cannot understand my unimaginable glee unless you were once as deeply entrenched in Highlander as I was.
This.

I.

WHERES PETER WINGFIELD WHEN YOU NEED HIM.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Trust me- I'm a scientist)
Okay, I get that this may not be ANYBODY'S thing. But HOLY SHIT IS IT MINE.

Um. This is art of the gay kind. FUCK-ALL AMAZING ART.

X Marks the Spot

WHY

Sep. 21st, 2008 02:29 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Stoned Smile)
The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High

#2. That last picture. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

My flatmates are gonna show up at some point to find out what the fuck I am smoking.

ROLL'D

Sep. 13th, 2008 07:37 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Cthulhu for Prez!)
AHAHAHAHAHAA! O HUMANITY, YOU ARE AWESOME.




The one time I will be political in my postings:

OBAMA.

That is all.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Incest?)
I'm fairly sure that the eruptive force of our combined sqeeing and glee is the power behind:

1) The world rotating
2) Han Solo's laser gun
3) Kittens and puppies continuing to be unbelievably cute
4) Tastey, tastey pie
5) The internet

Flist, you guys rock. <3


EDIT: This could be our fault, too.
I freely admit it!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Supernatural)
SEASON THREE GAG REEL

As in, SUPERNATURAL.


And just to let you know? There is no longer denying the fact that SAM/DEAN aka JARED/JENSEN is the OTmotherfuckingP.

THEY FLAUNT IT, PEOPLE. ITS AWESOME.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Supernatural)
THEY RELEASED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF SPN SEASON 4 AT COMIC CON AND SOMEONE UPLOADED IT AND IT IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I EVER IMAGINED.

OMG I CANNOT EXPRESS SQUUE

I STARTED SCREAMING AT MY SCREEN. IT. IS. AWESOME.

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS THE BEST? I HAVE READ FIC LIKE IT.

Of Bastard Saints

AND FOR MORE:

More of Andrew

Oh, god, I need to go lay down now...
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Supernatural)
Oh hai, Jensen, u r pritty.

No, I am not going to sleep any time soon. No, shh, shut up, lies!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (YUSS!)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPN SPOILERS OMG!!!!!!!!

Never again will I walk blindly into a SPN ep without being even VAUGELY spoiled! I will suffer no more of such pain!

AND OMG THE PAYOFF!

HALLOWEEN EPISODE! The origins! The candy! The possible Buffy-like happenings that make me squee!

Mitch Pileggi will make an appearance during a teenaged!Mary and John flashback!! WE CAN HAS SKINNER, Y'ALL. AS GRANDADDY WINCHESTER! AND HE WILL TIME-FUCKING-TRAVEL. OMGWTFGLEE!

REAPPEARING CHARACTERS! Henrickson omgwtfwin! RONALD. MEG!!!

BLACK. AND. WHITE. EPISODE. ABOUT. DRACULA. WOLFMAN. MUMMY. ECT. !!!!!!!!!!!

DEAN. IN HELL. FOR FOUR MONTHS. THE FIRST EPISODE WILL BE FOUR MONTHS AFTER DEAN WENT BYE-BYE AND SAM WILL BE DIFFERENT!


I MAY EXPLODE AND DIE BEFORE THE SEASON EVEN STARTS, I AM THAT FILLED WITH GLEE.

OMGWTFDEATH

Two words.

Jun. 27th, 2008 03:40 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (YUSS!)
PANDORA ROCKS!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (YUSS!)
When Kripke gives us Ghostfacers, we make lolSam.

Photobucket

THIS IS CANON, FOLKS.


... aaaaaand I really need a twelve-step program. BUT I DON'T WANT TO STOP, AAAAAHHHHHH!

asklafgskl

May. 22nd, 2008 12:26 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Supernatural)
Sam Winchester knows the last digit of pie.

::collapses to the floor of the school library, laughing::



ps- not typo. 's a joke.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (dork)
And that makes no sense.

I'm starting back in school tommorrow, brigth and motherfucking early, just in time to take a four hour long test in French for pretty much no reason other than assuaging the post-menopausal dominatrix who runs my school.

Yeah, go to sleep with that image in your head.

I have no more books to read, so I'm re-reading again.

But, you know, other than the usual girly stuff, thats all I can complain about.

I've lost a ton of weight lately, which is yes. My hair is actually fairly awesome in an 80's kinda way. Its warm outside.

Spring starts, actually starts, this month.

I have finished 6 months in France.

I just finished eating pie.

... mmm, pie.

I am knee-deep in lolz-worthy Atlantis slash. But with Sheppard and Rodney, nothing else will do!

Glasses! Mirrored beanies! A month's worth of pudding cups! Rayguns! Cigarettes! Princess Bride referances! Quick-draw libido! Sex in public places! Chocolate! Revenge with red silk! The aliens making them not do it! Extension cords and a rack of lamb! Teyla! Ronon! Sheppard! Rodney the Cranky Turtle!

I LOVE LIFE RIGHT NOW AS A FAT KID LOVES CAKE!

::deep breathing::

So, hows everyone else feeling?

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