zfreelance: (Cool Stuff Weird Things)
Cash Out, Get the Hell Out of Town by twentysomething
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester
Summary: He tries to asses the situation, but he is completely incapable of figuring out a situation where Gabriel should be wearing an Elvis suit on top of him and he feels like someone is trying to rape his skull, but- oh. There's a feather boa wrapped around his calf. Well, at least he's not entirely naked.


::lol forever::

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Jul. 22nd, 2012 11:57 pm
zfreelance: (Fucking rabbit...)
So, it turns out that the original artist of the Anders costume I was imitating has requested that no one cosplay with her designs.

...



Fuck off, it's MY design. You just posted your shit on deviantart. Did you invent Rule 63?

Then shut up.

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Apr. 28th, 2012 04:07 pm
zfreelance: (Guns and Booze)


Faith in humanity = restored.
zfreelance: (Watch the World Burn)
What.

Yes.

zfreelance: (The System has failed us)




Brace yourself, America. We're pulling out all the stops for this one.
zfreelance: (Drunk)
Attention everyone with Netflix and/or an internet connection:

Last night, I had the great privelege to watch a masterpiece of a film called One-Eyed Monster.

Starring Amber Benson, Ron Jeremy, and some other people, it is the gripping story of how Ron Jeremy's penis gets possessed by an alien life form, detaches itself, and starts fucking people to death.

One could take ALL THE DRUGS and would still have a hard time explaining how this is not AMAZING.

Actual quote: "It's controlling him through his ass."

In conclusion: See this movie. There is no other option.
zfreelance: (We Find Wildness)
I think becoming excited about Teen Wolf because of the inevitable influx of knotting!fic makes me kind of a bad person.

Eh.
zfreelance: (Cool Stuff Weird Things)
'til you fall from grace by [profile] paperclipbitch
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Pairing: Alex/Hank
Summary: AU. Alex is not judging, Alex cannot judge anyone because he's so fucking lame he can't even freak out medical students.

Vampire!AU where Alex is absolutely not terrifying and Hank is an ER intern and Sean is a stoner and Angel is awesome. The end.
zfreelance: (Watch the World Burn)
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

I am in awe of how amazingly awesome this is.

GO LEMMINGS GO!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Whore)



THAT IS ALL

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Apr. 27th, 2011 12:32 am
zfreelance: (BEAR HUG)
The following video shows you everything you need to know about Mass Effect 2.




That is all.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (MOUSEKAT)
...

No, I don't feel like discussing my newfound obsession with the Fabulous Killjoys.

Why would you think that?
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Highway)
I WENT TO DISNEYLAND.

Okay, not really. Disneyland doesn't fucking exist in Florida. That's California's deal. What we got is Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, and Universal Studios.

I am clearly a failure as an American, as my parents never took me to Disney when I was a kid, and I can only be grateful, because I don't think our relationship would have survived the experience. Disney has this general aura of over-tired toddlers and dissolving marriages tempered only slightly by the manic smiles of the 'cast members'.

This is not to say that Disney is not awesome. It is the most magical motherfucking place on Earth. But I am all kinds of glad that I didn't go until I was old enough to understand that an hour and a half wait for Space Mountain means an hour and a fucking half.

My wife, [livejournal.com profile] zece, works for the Disney Monster, and was therefore able to score parkhopper tickets that would have cost about $130 apiece, otherwise. We tottered on over to Epcot in the AMAZING WEATHER, THANK YOU FLORIDA, and promptly began to drink, because one's 21st birthday is a year-long affair. Obviously.

Then we went to Magic Kingdom and stood in line for forever and a half to ride Space Mountain. Worth it, but I was kind of ready to kill every child in the place, because we had clearly reached the magical meltdown hour. There was screaming.

And then we rode Space Mountain and I did some screaming, too.

And then there was trying to outrun several marching bands, the Pirates ride (bamf), the Swiss Family Robinson treehouse (LOVE), and then the TRON-O-RAIL.

For those who don't know, Disney painted one of their monorail trains to look like a lightcycle in honor of Tron: Legacy. And I was not going to rest until I rode the Tron-o-rail. We had been wandering the parks for hours, and all of us were at varying degrees of intoxication, but my friends were sweet enough to wait with me while I lurked on the monorail terminal until the god damn Tron-o-rail came by. I refused to sit down on it, because that would have detracted from the experience.

In short, LOL DISNEY.


On a slightly less awesome note, WHAT THE FUCK FLORIDA DRIVING. You people are MORONS and need to get out of my WAY.

I have six stickers on my car, in case you were wondering.



ALSO: I Am Number 4 is worth seeing for one reason and one reason only. And that reason is Timothy Olyphant.

LOL LIFEBONDS. SOME TROPES WILL NEVER DIE. XD
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Default)
What I Did Today:
- Ate tiramisu for breakfast
- Learned CPR for an adult and a child
- Health and safety checked 3 buildings in under 40 minutes
- Read Hawaii Five-O porn in the office
- Learned that one can make a pipe out of a highlighter or a travel flashlight (I know, right?)
- Wrote an epic story about wizards, cigarette monsters, and velociraptors for my job interview, tomorrow
- Purchased alcohol and proceeded to drink it


What I Did NOT Do Today:
- Study for my French test tomorrow
- Write up the notes my Management group needs for tomorrow
- Pretty much anything academic


Mondays can blow me. No Fast Food February can blow me, too.

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Jan. 22nd, 2011 02:34 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Fuck Decaf)



And this is what I do with MY Saturday...

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Dec. 30th, 2010 11:10 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Don't Blink)
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (LOL)
Okay, for one thing, THIS.

IF YOU DO NOT KNOW, THEN THIS IS THE ANIMATED (AND I QUOTE), "tale of a leopard-man's quest to impregnate a male cat-boy."

I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND, YOU GUYS.

BUT. THE BEST PART? IS THE COMMENT SOMEONE LEFT ON THE JOURNAL WHERE I FOUND THIS:

"Oh, I didn't know the Sentinel fandom was now in anime form."

OH MI GOD, THIS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS.
ESPECIALLY WHAT WITH THE YOUTUBE PROMO AN' ALL.

On top of discovering that season 2 of Merlin has started airing, I don't even know how to go about the rest of my day. LOLOLOL WHAT IS MY LIFE?!

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