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Jun. 27th, 2012 03:32 pm
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and then i died laughing

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Jun. 19th, 2012 08:16 pm
zfreelance: (Cool Stuff Weird Things)
How To Be Classy In 3 Easy Steps

1) Open this tab
2) Open this tab
3) Open this tab



And that's how I roll.
zfreelance: (We Find Wildness)


Will never get old...

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Apr. 30th, 2012 09:24 pm
zfreelance: (Cool Stuff Weird Things)
Look, gamers totally go outside sometimes, and here's proof.

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Apr. 28th, 2012 04:07 pm
zfreelance: (Guns and Booze)


Faith in humanity = restored.
zfreelance: (The System has failed us)
Society for Barefoot Living

“Going barefoot is the gentlest way of walking and can symbolise a way of living — being authentic, vulnerable, sensitive to our surroundings. It’s the feeling of enjoying warm sand beneath our toes, or carefully making our way over sharp rocks in the darkness. It’s a way of living that has the lightest impact, removing the barrier between us and nature.”

— Adele Coombs, “Barefoot Dreaming”



... thanks for ruining it, guys. ::wears All-Stars for the rest of life::
zfreelance: (Fucking rabbit...)
BECAUSE OF REASONS




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Apr. 12th, 2012 12:22 pm
zfreelance: (Drunk)
And this is why Misha Collins is (thusfar) the only man for me.





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Mar. 12th, 2012 02:30 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Default)
I have no idea why this is so funny.

Maybe because it's 2AM...

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Mar. 3rd, 2012 12:23 am
zfreelance: (Guns and Booze)


Alt Title: "Why I'm have a problem putting down Skyrim long enough to finish my perfect Mass Effect playthrough before March 6."
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Calvin)
The No-Baby Boom: A growing number of couples are choosing to live child-free. And you might be joining their ranks.


lol thoughts )
zfreelance: (Watch the World Burn)


I can't stop watching, you guys. XD
zfreelance: (Fucking rabbit...)
OKAY. FUCK THIS NOISE. LET'S LOOK AT RANDOM SHIT ON THE INTERNET.











FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- ADORABLE.

... KAY. Feel better, now.

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Jan. 22nd, 2012 12:56 pm
zfreelance: (We Find Wildness)
Pick up the nearest book to you.

Turn to page 45.

The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.


She had always been good at biding her time.

(The Stand by Stephen King)


... appropriate, I think.

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Jan. 2nd, 2012 12:43 am
zfreelance: (Drunk)
It occurs to me that there has been extended radio silence on this journal for all of a week or so. That will not do at all.

Please excuse any weird typos, as my usual hipster machine has henceforth decided that Windows was too mainstream and was not going to boot, anymore.

I have been sitting around, doing a whole lot of nothing for the latter half of December, which was just fine by me. I've done a lot of reading and a lot of video games. I beat Assassin's Creed in less than 24 hours, and have gotten far enough into Assassin's Creed II to know that Ezio is a bag of tools and Leonardo da Vici is so in love with him, it is fucking painful. AND IT'S NOT SUBTLE, EITHER. Ezio bangs a girl in the first ten minutes of the game, and you're trying to tell me that he is so deaf, dumb, and blind that he cannot miss the UST/MAD HERO WORSHIP Leonard throws at him at every possible opportunity?! I DO NOT THINK SO.

Then again, this guy is just enough of a tool to do exactly that. Which is why fangirls write slash.

Hey, SOMEONE has to restore balance to the universe, okay?

In other news, I have found out that I will most likely need shoulder surgery in the next few months. My shoulder has the bad habit of sliding out of socket whenever I try to do anything strange with it. Like lifting a box, or doing a handstand. Or stretching while lying prone in my bed.

I had this issue when I was younger, but my doctor said that it was because I had loose ligaments, which would tighten as I grew. They did, but years later the problem has reemerged, rendering the arm next to useless.

I don't know for sure if surgery is what is going to happen, but the bottom line is that I need my arm for, well, everything, and right now I cannot use it. I have an appointment with a surgeon later this month, where I'm hoping that I can get a definitive answer. But more than that, I'm hoping that I can get the guy to schedule any surgery I might need for the summer. The recovery for an arthroscopic procedure is 6 weeks, and without my dominant hand, I would not be able to function in my classes, let alone in my job.

So. In conclusion, Dino Yacht Club.

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Dec. 23rd, 2011 10:46 pm
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I STILL BELIEVE



no judging

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Nov. 30th, 2011 07:58 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Killjoy)


I... I'll be in my bunk? O_O
zfreelance: (Dancing Bitches)
Physics test means Youtube videos!


On my bucket list.


Hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie hoodie!


LOKIIIIIIIIII


All day, every day.


Exactly.

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Oct. 4th, 2011 01:38 am
zfreelance: (Watch the World Burn)
I've... got the weirdest boner right now.

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