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May. 14th, 2012 09:56 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Calvin)
Uhm... hi.

So, I'm going to have my shoulder surgery tomorrow, which should be entertaining. NOT. But I may get a working arm out of the deal, so yay for that.

However, a darling uncle of mine once commented that, "every time you go under anesthesia, there is a chance that you won't come back up." And now I can't get that damn sentence out of my head.

This is a very low-risk procedure. I'm not nervous. I'm not afraid of pain. But I am well acquainted with Murphy's Law, so with that in mind, I give unto you all my final will and testament. Just in case.

MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT )

Also, I wrote my own eulogy because I'm nothing if not morbid.

For my eulogy... )

And in other news, I took off all of my jewelry because I know I'll forget about it, tomorrow, and now I feel naked. :|
zfreelance: (Fucking rabbit...)
BECAUSE OF REASONS




zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Calvin)
The No-Baby Boom: A growing number of couples are choosing to live child-free. And you might be joining their ranks.


lol thoughts )

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Jan. 25th, 2012 11:51 pm
zfreelance: (We Find Wildness)
GUYS. GUYS GUYS GUYS.

I THINK I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE SHERLOCK FINALE.

I THINK I THINK I THINK.

CLICK FOR MY 2 CENTS ON THE MYSTERY OF THE AGES )


Basically, Sherlock Season 3 needs to air ASAP, KTHNXBAI.

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Nov. 30th, 2011 11:08 pm
zfreelance: (The System has failed us)
Dear NaNoWriMo,

I would love to one day achieve the greatness that is 50,000 words in one month.

However. You really should not scheduale that month to coincide with the release of Skyrim. BECAUSE THAT SHIT EATS YOUR LIFE, YOUR SOUL, AND EVEN THE LINT IN YOUR POCKETS.

Not to mention Beta Testing Weekends for The Old Republic.

Your timing could be better, is what I'm saying.

Maybe next year,
Z

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Aug. 26th, 2011 01:54 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Whore)
So, I have a twitter. I know, right?

Anyway, according to Yes, That Can Be My Next Tweet, the best is yet to come.

- My eye. Not the serial rapists known as 'Paper Cut' and Coke Zero? Motherfucking software updates really.

- In any other circumstance, that I do violence unto others. And then unsubscribe, again. EVERYONE.

- Dear Domino's Pizza: 'Improved' does not mean that I want a fountain pen. My eye. Not the authorities...

- Donut, Milk Duds, and 'Hand Sanitizer'. Everyone should join GroupOn and 'Hand Sanitizer'.

- Eye still twitching. Could be because it makes the first day of concrete loafers.


So basically, I'm drunk. I like this plan.


(btw, my tweets are here. YOU'RE WELCOME)
zfreelance: (We Find Wildness)
So, I'm reading, right? And the author tosses out the phrase 'iliac crest' and I immediately translate that into 'hip bone' and carry on. And then I realize what I had just done and shout a curse that scared the construction workers, outside.

IT IS STILL SUMMER, BRAIN. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Whore)
Go look at your blog journal. Find the last fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?

Christine, the Phantom, and Raoul. Somehow I get the feeling that my canon Christine and Phantom will curb-stomp me and Raoul at the earliest opportunity so they can make the classic sunset get-away while we get nommed on by the living dead.

So, yeah.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Default)
Soooo, I had this thought, last night, and it is now all up in my brainpan.

Somebody (read: not me because I don't finish shit) should rewrite The Phantom of the Opera so that Christine is TOTALLY down with kicking it with the Phantom for the rest of foreverz, because he is a total BAMF and that Raoul kid is okay and all, but PHANTOM. SRSLY.

And see, in my head, this doesn't sound crack-y. AT ALL.
zfreelance: (Meanwhile)
So apparently when I get inspired to write, these days, it comes in the form of a half-assed outline for a really bad summer flick movie script that is like The Saint meets Jason Borne with 100% more gay Frenchmen.

idek
zfreelance: (Peace!)
So... went and bought Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2. Because its not like I have hella job training and finals to think about, or anything.

Bioware has infected me, what can I say.

But I'm kind of spoiled by Dragon Age's apparent mod-ability, as it seems that Mass Effect does not share those qualities.

But I shall survive.

It's kind of funny. I bought my gaming laptop with the intention of playing Dragon Age: Origins, and didn't spend a lot of time contemplating the other games that would be within my reach. That's changing, and I'm afraid for my bank account...

Anyway, any extended radio silence from now on can probably be attributed to my games arriving and my free time/sleep being chucked out the window.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (MOUSEKAT)
FUCK YEAH.

I was being harassed by the world's most obnoxious fly. It would buzz me, I'd get up from my porn to stalk it back into hiding, I'd return to my computer, the fly would make a comeback, repeat process. This went on for long enough that I'm kind of suspicious about a fly's learning capabilities. It kept making a break for the same pile of laundry, whenever I was getting close, even when it was in another room, entirely.

BUT JUSTICE HAS TRIUMPHED, for I bashed that bitch right out of the AIR and then ritually dismembered it with the edge of my tea cup. A worthy adversary deserves a worthy death.

Now I'm gonna go wash my hands.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Default)
I has stories. They're in my brain and in my hard drive in about equal measure. I like writing them, and they like to be written.

But clearly ADD has other ideas because I will be god damned if I can finish anything. I need a support group or something, Jesus.

I'm thinking about NaNoWriMo this year, if only because I like pain.

::double facepalm::



Deluna Fest in a few days, though... XD
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Not Today!)
Day 08: A song you know all the words to

Now, song lyrics are kind of my specialty, but my most impressive feat is knowing every word to We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel. It took me an entire summer of camping through the Midwest, but I got it.

zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Mask)
Oh my fucking God, Inception. I went last night, and never have I come out of a movie theater with a sore throat (from screaming) and a sore brain from wrapping my head around the whole thing.

WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN.

SEEEEEEEE THISSSSSSSSSS FILMMMMMMMMM.

I keep hearing about how people hate DiCaprio. THIS IS ME CARING. AND NOW I'M DONE.

And even if you don't like sci-fi thriller type stuff, go to see Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tom Hardy flirt the shit out of each other. Holy shit, I came out of there, visions of slash possibilities dancing in my head. THINGS I FEEL LIKE WRITING. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.

Plus, Cillian Murphy is still really, really pretty.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Cougar)
Yeah, by the way, hope everybody had a good 4th of July. I spent my day shopping at the beach, watching my friends fail at putt-putt, and sitting in traffic on a bridge, watching the fireworks over the bay.

And also, my birthday is in... well, tomorrow by the time I post this. Every few days I've been remembering and going "... Oh yeaaaahhhh..." And this is my 21st, people. Clearly the lizard part of my brain is the only part of my brain.


XD Nah, I'm kind of excited. I get stuff I want/need (like new flip flops) and I get to drink (legally), which is a pretty awesome present in and of itself. So, yeah! I'm driving home for the weekend at my parent's request, which I have no problem with (see: getting stuff) as I have laundry that needs doing.

God, I'm lazy.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Never love a Wild Thing)
I turned off my phone last night, drank a six pack of Mikes, and slept until 2pm. It was glorious.

I have since sat on my ass and watched ungodly amounts of Criminal Minds while swearing to myself that when I finish this series, I will catch up on Supernatural, I swear to the baby Jesus, omg.

My current addictions now include:
- Hotch's man!pain
- Hotch's TEARS
- Reid's FACE
- Reid's HAIR
- Reid SUCKING ON A LOLLIPOP OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH
- REID'S EVERYTHING
- Florence + The Machine
- Tom McRae

In less than six hours, I will have to be up and dealing with people.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Hello Ladies)
So, yeah. Instead of working on the TWENTY-SOMEODD PICTURES I OWE PEOPLE, I'm writing about werewolves.

::facepalm x50::
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Mask)
You all fail for not telling me about ABC's eight-hour miniseries/movie, Stephan King's The Stand.

Yes, I've read the book. No, no one told me that the movie had Rob freaking Lowe playing Nick Andros. THAT KIND OF THING MERITS MY ATTENTION.

In case you can't tell, Syfy played the entire series today and I definitely sat on my ass and watched the whole thing. Post-apocalyptic good vs. evil road flick with bonus Rob freaking Lowe is relevant to my interests.

In related news, am currently watching lots of Criminal Minds and acquiring the 2004 movie, 'Salem's Lot, starring Rob freaking Lowe. For great justice.

That is all.

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