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and someday soon by stardustcities
Fandom: X-Men: First Class RPS
Pairing: Michael Fassbender/James McAvoy
Summary: AU. James needs a job. Michael Fassbender is the devilishly handsome new lawyer in town. James happens to have a semester of law school under his belt. Michael hires James as his new Starbucks bitch. There is sexual tension.

And what a sassy Starbucks bitch he is. ::loves::
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Thank you for your time.
zfreelance: (Tonight: YOU)
Finally saw X-Men: First Class.

It was about this gay: |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| xinfintiy

GAWD THOSE TWO ARE SO MARRIED, IT HURTS.
zfreelance: (Dancing Bitches)
The good:

JASON MOMOA FOR CONAN THE BALL-BEARING. IN 3-D.

LAWLS FOREVER


The bad:

The Straight Male Gamer is pissed that his needs are not being catered to in Dragon Age 2 and then patently fails to Get It.

TL;DR- "Teh gays be hittin' on me, o noez. No one wants to see that, where's the off-switch?!"


The awesome:

Bioware tells him to put on his big-girl panties and GET THE FUCK OVER IT.



Dear Straight Male Gamers,

Suck my dick.

No love,
Z


Dear Bioware,

MARRY ME.

Love,
Z


Dear Jason Momoa,

YOU CAN COME, TOO.

LUSTLove,
Z
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So, I believe that all sex, everywhere, should be performed to Inertia Creeps by Massive Attack.

Which brings us to an actual vid rec, which is, in itself, sex.

You're welcome.

zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Fuck Everything)
Oh my fucking god.

I drove back from St. George last night, taking a route my father recommended. He failed to mention that the route was like something out of every slasher movie, ever. Empty two-lane roads, cemeteries, deserted hospitals, thick banks of fog, crossroads, and a full moon. Geez.

It doesn't help that it was a four hour trip with a tornado warning in effect for our school's county. It was raining hard and we were maybe twenty minutes out when the cops inexplicably closed the goddamn interstate, which led to more backroads shenanigans, oh boy. And then my car window fucked itself, again.

We arrived intact, and I took the time to unfuck my car before rain/vagrants could get in and steal my shit, and then I sat down to work on a lab report until 5 in the goddamn morning.

I got up at 10 for my class, and learned that I systematically raped our last test. Go me.

However, I have a four hour lab today with the Lab Partner from Hell, three hours of sleep under my belt, and an all-staff meeting tonight, and I think I'm going to die.

However, Tom Hardy and Chris Fine are clearly fucking, so there is that.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Imagination)
Tom Hardy. What a BAMF.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Imagination)


I should probably go to bed.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Epic Shit)
Tom Hardy Steps In for Sam Worthington in This Means War

\o/ TOM HARDY. CHRIS FINE. REESE WITHERSPOON. Mc-FUCKING-G.

QUIT 'CHER BITCHING, [livejournal.com profile] ontd. CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Mask)
Oh my fucking God, Inception. I went last night, and never have I come out of a movie theater with a sore throat (from screaming) and a sore brain from wrapping my head around the whole thing.

WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN.

SEEEEEEEE THISSSSSSSSSS FILMMMMMMMMM.

I keep hearing about how people hate DiCaprio. THIS IS ME CARING. AND NOW I'M DONE.

And even if you don't like sci-fi thriller type stuff, go to see Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tom Hardy flirt the shit out of each other. Holy shit, I came out of there, visions of slash possibilities dancing in my head. THINGS I FEEL LIKE WRITING. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF.

Plus, Cillian Murphy is still really, really pretty.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Hello Ladies)
Reason #113029 To Get Yourself A Dane: The Penis Poll


God damn, Denmark! How 'bout giving the rest of the world a chance, huh?
Same goes for the Netherlands in general. Must be in the water.

On an extremely related note, Alexander SkarsgÄrd.




Yes, he does look like a 21st Century Lady's James Dean, you aren't imagining it.

omnomnom
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Hello Ladies)
I am not a soccer (football) fan as a general rule. I just don't like it.

BUT I AM EXCITED ABOUT THE WORLD CUP AND I WILL LET THE INTERNET TELL YOU WHY.

The Non-Football Fan's Guide to the World Cup or What to do When You're Just Here for the Hot Men by [livejournal.com profile] sarkastic.

O.O
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Urban Tongue)
Yeah, got my hair did, and made it all pink an' shit. It's like cyber-punk meets The Little Mermaid, Disney edition.

Watch someone call me for a interview tomorrow. WATCH THEM.

And there is no reason for Karl Urban tongue because, frankly, you do not need a reason for Karl Urban tongue. I mean, lookit! That GQ motherfucker should be an everyday fixture in every red-blooded woman's life.

Fer serious.

OMGZ

Jun. 23rd, 2009 04:05 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I'd Hit That.)
PEOPLE. PEOPLE. PAY ATTENTION.

IT SEEMS THAT CHRIS FINE AND ZACH QUINTO ARE ACTUALLY SIMS AND GOT ONE ANOTHER PREGNANT AND BROUGHT FORTH THIS:

Photobucket



!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of HOW HARD I AM GOING TO HIT THAT.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I'd Hit That.)
I am working hard to combat the negative energy this journal has been permeated with, as of late.

So, I bring you...

Chris Pine.

(confession: I did not create above picspam of sexass. That would be the work of [livejournal.com profile] winterlive, genius, MD.)

GUH

Jun. 10th, 2009 03:09 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (I'd Hit That.)
CHECK OUT THIS GQ MOTHERFUCKER. ROLLING STONE. WHATEVER.

ADAM LAMBERT, COME TO MEEEEEE.

HOW IS HE EVEN REAL?!

omijeebus

May. 16th, 2008 10:08 pm
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Photobucket

JOHN WINCHESTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

Did anyone else's brain just do a Scanners?

askl:akdhfklzoikszzzzzz...

i may have to start smoking, just with the vauge hope of looking half that good.

I'm stealing this, its mine now.

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