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Oct. 10th, 2011 11:34 am
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Deriving the Prime by rageprufrock
Fandom: House
Pairing: Gregory House/James Wilson/Lisa Cuddy
Summary: Two is the wrong prime number.

So, I drank a cup of black coffee at 9PM last night and I have yet to actually come down from it and I feel finally being able to afford/take my meds has something to do with that and my job is giving me an ulcer, but bitch-tastic threesomes go a long way in making everything all better.
zfreelance: (Guns and Booze)
Sweet Thang by MajaLi
Fandom: Suits
Pairing: Harvey Specter/Mike Ross
Summary: Mike hates spending money on himself. Harvey, on the other hand, loves it.


Everyone fails forever for not telling me about Suits. HOLY UST, BATMAN.
zfreelance: (Tonight: YOU)
Finally saw X-Men: First Class.

It was about this gay: |---------------------------------------------------------------------------| xinfintiy

GAWD THOSE TWO ARE SO MARRIED, IT HURTS.
zfreelance: (Cool Stuff Weird Things)
Shaped Like a Question Mark by jibrailis
Fandom: The Social Network
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Summary: TSN librarian AU! Where Eduardo is a children's librarian and Mark is an information specialist brought in to revamp the catalogue. And along the way there are books! misunderstandings! online reference! romance!


insert obligatory hot Brazilian librarian pick-up line right hurr.
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Guys. I love Torchwood.

Reason A: They curse. I so was not expecting the f-bomb after five seasons of Doctor Who's more kid-friendly fare. So I was left winding back my video to make sure that, yes, Owen really did just say 'shit'.

Reason B: For the first time in my entire life, when two boys/girls are making sex-eyes at each other, THEY ACTUALLY UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
I'm watching season 2 now, and there's this part where Jack and another guy are sizing each other up. So, logically, you think that shit's about to go down. But me being the smartass that I am, I go, "Oh, just make out already."

AND THEN WHAT DO THEY DO? EPIC TONGUE FUCKING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN


GOD we need more shows like this.



And yes, I am oh so aware of how behind I am with this, but this is my caring font.

And now I'm done.
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Oh my fucking god.

I drove back from St. George last night, taking a route my father recommended. He failed to mention that the route was like something out of every slasher movie, ever. Empty two-lane roads, cemeteries, deserted hospitals, thick banks of fog, crossroads, and a full moon. Geez.

It doesn't help that it was a four hour trip with a tornado warning in effect for our school's county. It was raining hard and we were maybe twenty minutes out when the cops inexplicably closed the goddamn interstate, which led to more backroads shenanigans, oh boy. And then my car window fucked itself, again.

We arrived intact, and I took the time to unfuck my car before rain/vagrants could get in and steal my shit, and then I sat down to work on a lab report until 5 in the goddamn morning.

I got up at 10 for my class, and learned that I systematically raped our last test. Go me.

However, I have a four hour lab today with the Lab Partner from Hell, three hours of sleep under my belt, and an all-staff meeting tonight, and I think I'm going to die.

However, Tom Hardy and Chris Fine are clearly fucking, so there is that.
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Okay. I love Sherlock Holmes. I love each and every incarnation of him, be it Robert Downey Jr. or the latest addition, Sherlock. I love House for its Holmes-like qualities. I love mystery, I love crime, I love problem-solving with the mind.

But you know what I love more than Sherlock Holmes?

Queering Sherlock Holmes.

Enter the most fantastic library of Holmes fanfiction known to man. !!!!!!

ASFLKADHFKL:SFJ is my intelligent response to this greatness.

Read EVERYTHING, but definitely read the Love 'verse. H/C at its bittersweet, decadent best.

OMNOMNOM
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Tongue)
IF you have become confused and/or concerned by the recent contents of this journal, I hope this will put you at ease.


Fuck yeah, guys kissing.




All is well.
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In related news: Fuck yeah, girls kissing.




tyfyt
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Tongue)
Fuck yeah, guys kissing.



Carry on.
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Tom Hardy fucks guys.

The world continues to rotate.

Water is wet.

etc etc
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This, guys, is what subtext looks like:



Because, damn.
zfreelance: (BEAR HUG)
I put on my faux-British accent and pointy wizard hat and LET'S TALK ABOUT GAY FOOTBALLERS.

CONCLUSION: THEY MAKE 'EM A LOT GAYER IN BARCELONA. JUST SAYIN.

ONTD, DON'T EVER LEAVE ME. ::clings::

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