zfreelance: (Shadow Monster)
Shit I Say When I'm Sleep-Deprived

ME: (playing Skyrim) Hold still, god dammit!
COWORKER: Wtf are you yelling at?
ME: It's a butterfly and I WANT IT.

-

ME: (opens fridge) SWEET BABY JESUS, THE BEER FAIRY'S BEEN HERE!! :D

-

ME: (sees a guy wearing a snazzy lime green blazer) Hey, nice jacket.
JACKET GUY: (smirks) Work as a Student Ambassador for two years, and they set you up right!
ME: Yeah? Well, I've been working as an RA for three years, and all I've got is a polyester polo shirt, so go fuck yourself.

-

ME: (trying to get some sleep before class)
FIRE ALARM: LOL NOPE!
ME: are you fucking kidding me right now

-

ME: (opening a beer with the edge of my counter-top) Bottle openers are for bitches. ... or people who own bottle openers.



TL;DR i need to go to bed.

chew it up

Oct. 10th, 2011 11:34 am
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Deriving the Prime by rageprufrock
Fandom: House
Pairing: Gregory House/James Wilson/Lisa Cuddy
Summary: Two is the wrong prime number.

So, I drank a cup of black coffee at 9PM last night and I have yet to actually come down from it and I feel finally being able to afford/take my meds has something to do with that and my job is giving me an ulcer, but bitch-tastic threesomes go a long way in making everything all better.
zfreelance: (Guns and Booze)
Things the Internet is Fucking Useless For:

- Computer advice
- Car advice
- ANY kind of advice that doesn't make you want to slam your head against a wall
- Finding skintone turtleneck leotards (seriously, what the fuck)
- Home waxing advice (Don't, guys. Just. Don't.)
- Getting the hours of operation of any restaurant, ever
- Just. If you need it? The internet's gonna be coy as a motherfucker about it.
- Unless we're talking about piracy or porn.
- Then the internet is fucking stellar.

LET'S ALL JUST STICK TO OUR STRENGTHS THEN, SHALL WE.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Whore)



THAT IS ALL
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (It was more fun in hell)
So, of course immediately after admitting to my chronic bad dreams, I stumble across the Slender Man and EverymanHYBRID.

Go me.

...

Mar. 15th, 2011 12:56 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Boom)
Ladies and gentlemen, this message is brought to you by OOOOOOOOOHHHHHMYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDD DRAGON AGE II.




AND CAN I GET A






YES I MOTHERFUCKING CAN
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Fuck Decaf)
Hey Mr. DJ by [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster
Fandom: Bandom (MCR)
Paring: Frank/Gerard
Summary: Frank's voice cuts in on the narration of the comic book he's reading. "-on the off chance that any of you are actually awake out there, I'm opening the board up to requests, so give us a call at 1-888-955-WSJX. Talk to me, people. Person. Somnambulists."


Late night radio = best thing to ever happen to radio. And then there is boykissing.

...

Feb. 11th, 2011 04:55 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Default)
THAT SKULL IS EXACTLY WHAT I LOOKED LIKE WHEN I REALIZED THAT THERE ARE ENTIRE WEBSITES DEDICATED TO MODDING DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS.

IT'S GAMESHARK FOR GROWNUPS!


WTF SLEEP?! WHO SLEEPS?!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Never love a Wild Thing)
A Forfeit of Dreams by K L Morgan
Fandom: Labyrinth
Pairing: Sarah/Jareth
Summary: A sequel story to Labyrinth.

also

Forfeit of Dreams Epilogue


You guys. I have class in about three hours, but I sacrificed sleep and sanity to read this novel-length romp of amazing, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WRITERS ARE ACTUALLY JIM HENSON IN DISGUISE.

...

Dec. 18th, 2010 02:33 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Science!)
So I have received my brand new laptop and it's PRETTY! It's name is Tom Servo.

I also received my new HTC Droid Incredible phone, and it is also PRETTY! It's name is Dalek. It says, "Exterminate!" every time I get a text message.

So now I'm spending my entire winter break, laying on my back with my wireless mouse in one hand and a mug of tea in the other, playing Dragon Age: Origins. BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT, NOW.

It's one of those games where you can choose to be good or evil, and I started out good, but as the game progresses, I just kind of want to give in to the dark side and kick puppies for a while. See: Replay value.

I am also taking occasional breaks to battle the forces of evil in Dante's Inferno.

DEAR WHOEVER THOUGHT THAT GIGGLING BABIES WITH SWORDS FOR ARMS WERE A GOOD IDEA,

NO.

SINCERELY,
ASDLKJF:KLJD



Oh yeah, and then I sleep.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Fuck Decaf)
fucking sleep, how does it work
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Epic Shit)
Ahahahaha, so apparently I read het, now.

Not that this is your usual brand of het, but. BABY STEPS, OKAY.


(Un)covered by rageprufrock
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Toni/Gibbs
Summary: Toni has spent her entire life hopelessly in love with people.


::dolphin noises::

So, I'm chalking voyeurism and gender!fuck up on my Board O' Kinks, right next to hate!sex and butt plugs. In case you were wondering.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Fuck Everything)
Oh my fucking god.

I drove back from St. George last night, taking a route my father recommended. He failed to mention that the route was like something out of every slasher movie, ever. Empty two-lane roads, cemeteries, deserted hospitals, thick banks of fog, crossroads, and a full moon. Geez.

It doesn't help that it was a four hour trip with a tornado warning in effect for our school's county. It was raining hard and we were maybe twenty minutes out when the cops inexplicably closed the goddamn interstate, which led to more backroads shenanigans, oh boy. And then my car window fucked itself, again.

We arrived intact, and I took the time to unfuck my car before rain/vagrants could get in and steal my shit, and then I sat down to work on a lab report until 5 in the goddamn morning.

I got up at 10 for my class, and learned that I systematically raped our last test. Go me.

However, I have a four hour lab today with the Lab Partner from Hell, three hours of sleep under my belt, and an all-staff meeting tonight, and I think I'm going to die.

However, Tom Hardy and Chris Fine are clearly fucking, so there is that.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Default)
Life. I have one. Let me show you it.

So, RA training has commenced and I'm all like, whatevs. I have had no formal training for my job, and yet I've been doing it for almost a year, now. Ain't nothing they can tell me that I haven't learned by doing, already. Alcohol incident on the first day, anyone? I'm just glad that no one is trying to call me a 'new' RA simply because I've never been through summer training. I'd probably cut a bitch.

My summer job also wrapped up today with a blowout of skating and laser tag. More laser tag than skating, because it turns out that I cannot skate for shit. My rollerblading days were kind of a long time ago, okay? So, after falling on my ass about six times while six-year-olds literally skated circles around me, I voted for laser tag time. Which was fun as hell. I didn't win, but I sniped the shit out of a lot of folks and did some Solid Snake-like commando moves from structure to structure. Awesome.

Then I went home, showered, got rained on, and then ate free Mexican food with my staff.

And then my car window fucked up. Again.

I've also been fighting off a cold kindly imparted to me by my former roommate, but it has arrived with a vengeance. RIP breathing through my nose.

So, good day and bad, but at least I don't have to get up before noon tomorrow. Maybe I can actually get some sleep, tonight.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Tongue)
13. What's your favorite culture to write, fictional or not?

... I'm not sure there's a name for the cultures that I write, except to call them 'fringe'. I do not like the whole Sex and the City yuppy dynamic of contemporary fiction, and I really don't like normalcy. Normal people suck, and so does their culture.

I'm particularly fond of transient cultures, as I'm sure I've mentioned. I love writing from the perspective of the outsider, looking in. I like dysfunctional cultures, like families-by-choice or wolfpacks. And I definitely have a soft spot for criminal cultures, because the chaotic/neutral mentality is so much fun.

Yeah, comprehensive, this is not. Whatever, five hours of sleep.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Not Today!)
Been having issues with a few of my residents which has lended itself to me getting less sleep than is prescribed.

So I pierced my cartilage.


SOMEONE EXPLAIN MY REASONING TO ME.


Edit: I also seem to have cut my hair. Must be the air or something.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (WTF!)
... I just read zombie yaoi, and I'm kind of frightened.

I think I should go to bed, now.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Coffee)
One hour shy of 24 hours, and I'm feelin' fuzzy.

Also, STXI fic.

The One-Eyed Man is King by [livejournal.com profile] acetamide.

Star Trek XI BIG BANG AU!!!!
Summary: Leonard McCoy wouldn’t have said that he was happy, but he was content with being blind until Jim Kirk came along and threw up on him.

I HAVE A NOT-SO-SECRET LOVE FOR BLIND!FIC.

D'oh Jesus

Dec. 16th, 2009 09:09 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Not Today!)
I think my LJ posts are in direct correlation to the number of hours I have gone without sleep.

I went to sleep day before yesterday sometime around 4am. I got up at 7:30am, and went until 3pm, where I crashed. I then woke up at 8pm, and have been going ever since.

I'm downing caffeine like it's candy because I have to stay up until at least 3pm again, today. This day is gonna be weird. If I'm conscious for it.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (MST3K)
So the Chad (read: The Army Boy) and I got into a late night discussion via Facebook.

This is the result.
(Um... spoilers. If you can even understand what the hell we're going on about...)

STAR TREK ACCORDING TO LOLCATZ )

I think our internet privileges are going to be revoked or something...

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