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Oct. 4th, 2012 07:35 pm
zfreelance: (Watch the World Burn)
In the time I have attended my university, we have had:

- A rapist who would pose as a plainclothes police officer and molest the women he pulled over
- A suspected murderer running around in the woods
- A series of missing/suicidal people who were suspected to have ended up in the woods
- Some sort of secret society/cult have weird-ass rituals in the nature preserve behind campus, who then later vandalized campus to advertise their "secret" society
- A storage locker that was found to have been full of human organs (like human hearts being kept in Polar Ice cups full of formaldehyde)
- And now they may have found human bones on our nature trail

I'm almost positive that my school has been built on the Hellmouth.
zfreelance: (The System has failed us)
Society for Barefoot Living

“Going barefoot is the gentlest way of walking and can symbolise a way of living — being authentic, vulnerable, sensitive to our surroundings. It’s the feeling of enjoying warm sand beneath our toes, or carefully making our way over sharp rocks in the darkness. It’s a way of living that has the lightest impact, removing the barrier between us and nature.”

— Adele Coombs, “Barefoot Dreaming”



... thanks for ruining it, guys. ::wears All-Stars for the rest of life::

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Oct. 4th, 2011 01:38 am
zfreelance: (Watch the World Burn)
I've... got the weirdest boner right now.

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Jul. 26th, 2010 06:07 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Science!)
A drug for pregnant women that prevents lesbian daughters

What is this, I don't even.

SHENANIGANS

Jan. 2nd, 2010 05:38 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Shenanigans)
My dog is actually a ninja. All these years, we have underestimated him.

My two dogs were barking on the back porch. I open the door for a split second to yell at them to shut up. The door was open for less than a second. Somehow, Voodoo, my little black dork of a Schnauzer-mix ninja'd his way through the door, into the house.

I am still confused, and slightly terrified for my life. If Voodoo can conquer solid doors, what else can he do?
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My grandparents got here today, and here's the verdict:

They think I'm gay, and they're scared to death of me.


My grandfather has said three words to me, total. My step-grandmother is the only one who hugged me, upon arrival, and she hasn't spoken to me, since. They're thrilled to see my siblings, especially my brother.


This is all kinds of amusing to me. I mentioned this to my mother, who responded, "Well, yeah. You're married to a woman on FB." I was like, "Ohhh, yeah." People could get ideas from that.

She also told me that if I ever found a guy I wanted to date, I should change my FB page.

Ahaha. Oh, Madre. You don't quite get it. I don't give a flying fuck what people think of me, especially not these grandparents. I've been called a dyke for years, long before I ever cultivated the image as a shield from unwanted boy attention. Nowadays, the people that matter have a pretty good idea of what I am. Those that go by what a fucking website says do not matter, in the long run.

This ties closely in with my whole phonebook of issues with relationships.

Long diatribe cut short, I'm amused by this, and my parents aren't taking it well. I would think that they would be thrilled, what with me not giving them grandchildren any time soon.

long diatribe can be located here )

None of your business, anyone. So there. >P
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (WTF!)


Also: Best. Spongebob. Ever.

Dude.

Feb. 18th, 2009 07:06 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (::facepalm::)
A girl from my dorm saw me pumping up my bike tires and came over to talk.

She told me: "I wanted a bike when I was younger, but my mom said they were for boys. She was right."

I'm like: "... ?!"



Stupid gives me headaches.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Fuck you say?)
So, I'm looking up some porn.

Wow, Dami? Reading porn? No wai!

And I hit a link.

And LJ says that 'This journal has been deleted and purged.'

And that is a direct quote.

'Purged'. And in 'Inquisition'.


The fuck you say, LJ.

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