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Jul. 26th, 2010 06:07 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Science!)
A drug for pregnant women that prevents lesbian daughters

What is this, I don't even.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (WTF!)
So, I'm comparing Willy Wonka to Discword's Mr. Teatime, because they're both creepers.

THIS IS WHAT I FIND. )

THIS FREAKS ME OUT A LITTLE, OKAY?!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (WTF!)
The internet has managed to shock me.

Shock me. As in, it whipped out something that I'd never even had nightmares about, and I could not look away.

... I don't know who I am, anymore.


In further news, I need to go to bed. I just spent the last two days running around on too much caffeine and loud music.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (WTF!)
Found on [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt.

The Twilight-Inspired Sparkling Dildo.

I can't make this shit up.

BLUES CAT!

Jul. 29th, 2009 10:31 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Geek Grin)
A cat after my own heart.




And this one will scare the bejeezus out of you.

zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Coffee and Sex!)
So, I'm reading Saiyuki Gaiden, which is a prequel to Saiyuki and Saiyuki Reload.

And I find this:
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Photobucket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's the mutherfuckin' KFC dude. IN MY MANGA.

But then I saw this and felt better ([livejournal.com profile] zece, this one's for you):
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I SAY WAT.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (WTF!)
So, it seems I faint at the sight of blood.

It comes and goes, but I can remember feeling lightheaded and nauseous at the slightest pinprick or even seeing blood in an animated show even when I was very young. It doesn't always happen. I have good days and bad days, none of which seem to have anything to do with if I've eaten or anything like that. But the fact stands that when I see blood, mine or anyone else's, I just cease to function.

For those of you who've read Twilight, yes, its possible for a 17-year-old girl to pass out at the sight of blood. Its not a maturity thing.

Just today I tried to give blood. I ate beforehand and walked to the Bloodmobile. They pricked my finger to check my iron and I nearly hit the floor right then and there. Making my apologies, I exited the vehicle and stumbled (quite literally. it was scary) a few steps before realizing that I just couldn't walk anymore and collapsed on the grass.
I feel fine now, but this experience raises a question in my mind.

How the hell am I gonna be a physical therapist (ie- a medical professional) if I can't handle the sight of blood?

The internet seems to attribute this phenomenon to anxiety, blood sugar, and blood-injury phobia. There's therapy for blood-injury phobia, which I can't afford.

What the hell.

NOT AGAIN!

Jan. 2nd, 2009 10:36 pm
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (What the hell?!)
FANFICTION.NET.

WHY?!


On an awesome-er note, just cashed in on a $50 gift card from my grandmother for BAM. Got four massive books and free shipping, being sent to my school. ILU, Gran!
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Bender Face)
Somebody on FF.net favorited one of my ancient as all fuck stories.

Guys. Those stories were written in middle school. I was a baby. What the fuck?!


I. Just. Errgh. Badfic, guys! I mean, really!



::sigh:: In other news, I'm writing again. Small fucking world.

HOLY CRAP

Oct. 10th, 2008 12:48 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Bender Face)
I TOTALLY FORGOT SUPERNATURAL WAS TONIGHT

WTF
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (T-Rex!)
Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning.

Okay. Pretty damn nice graphics. No chance that the game play will in any way be as detailed, but thats the price you pay.

However.

Oh em gee. Dubba-u tea eff. Giant vulture.

::big arms:: What?!

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