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Apr. 13th, 2009
This is just too good not to share.
Apr. 13th, 2009 09:37 pmAre Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?: The Truth About Easter Eggs
The shining moments:
- Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? or "PWLT" as the book is now referred to in the Southern Baptist Sunday School Teachers catalogue takes the reader on an unforgettable journey that traces the pagan (Satanic) origins of secular (Satanic) Easter, with a specific focus on the origin of "Easter Eggs."
- ZONDERVAN PUBLISHERS CHRISTIAN BOOK OF THE MONTH!
- "To think this all started when I was 4-years old, painting Easter Eggs with my little sister (God rest her soul) in our kitchen," says Dr. Cameroon. "And my grandpa came in, saw what we were doing, vomited instinctively onto both of us, kicked little Macel in the head (and sent her straight home to Jesus) and beat the sweet and merciful love of the Lord Jesus Christ into my wretched soul right there on the kitchen floor. I dedicate this book to you, Grandpa Duncan, and to the Lord Jesus Christ, through whom all things crazy are possible!"
- Customers who bought titles by Pastor Deacon Fred also bought titles by these authors:
* Adolf Hitler
* Pastor Deacon Fred
* President George W. Bush
* Rev. Fred Phelps
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It's a joke, guys. Seriously. Landover Baptist is a parody website, and this is a parody book. It does not actually exist, I swear.
But let's hear what people have to say about it, anyway!:
- "Oy! This is why i'm budhist. Some of those Christian's really need professional help!"
- "Lucifer's testicles? Now that might be somthing to think about..anyway, my kids and I are still going for the annual Easter eggs hunt!"
- "You bible thumpers are some of the sickest, most perverted, and downright twisted individuals I've ever come across. You can take your cross and shove it up your gaping buttholes after your priest fucks your 8 year old son."
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I LOVE PEOPLE!
The shining moments:
- Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? or "PWLT" as the book is now referred to in the Southern Baptist Sunday School Teachers catalogue takes the reader on an unforgettable journey that traces the pagan (Satanic) origins of secular (Satanic) Easter, with a specific focus on the origin of "Easter Eggs."
- ZONDERVAN PUBLISHERS CHRISTIAN BOOK OF THE MONTH!
- "To think this all started when I was 4-years old, painting Easter Eggs with my little sister (God rest her soul) in our kitchen," says Dr. Cameroon. "And my grandpa came in, saw what we were doing, vomited instinctively onto both of us, kicked little Macel in the head (and sent her straight home to Jesus) and beat the sweet and merciful love of the Lord Jesus Christ into my wretched soul right there on the kitchen floor. I dedicate this book to you, Grandpa Duncan, and to the Lord Jesus Christ, through whom all things crazy are possible!"
- Customers who bought titles by Pastor Deacon Fred also bought titles by these authors:
* Adolf Hitler
* Pastor Deacon Fred
* President George W. Bush
* Rev. Fred Phelps
It's a joke, guys. Seriously. Landover Baptist is a parody website, and this is a parody book. It does not actually exist, I swear.
But let's hear what people have to say about it, anyway!:
- "Oy! This is why i'm budhist. Some of those Christian's really need professional help!"
- "Lucifer's testicles? Now that might be somthing to think about..anyway, my kids and I are still going for the annual Easter eggs hunt!"
- "You bible thumpers are some of the sickest, most perverted, and downright twisted individuals I've ever come across. You can take your cross and shove it up your gaping buttholes after your priest fucks your 8 year old son."
I LOVE PEOPLE!