zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Winchester Smoke)
UNICORN MAGIC ([personal profile] zfreelance) wrote2008-08-23 04:21 pm

DEAR AMERICAN TEENAGERS:

PLEASE, CONTINUE TO HAVE SEX. GET STDS. HAVE BABIES. GO CRAZY. I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

JUST DON'T TELL ME ABOUT IT, EXPECTING ME TO BE IMPRESSED. I AINT. YOU ARE NOT COMING UP WITH ANYTHING NEW, I CAN PRETTY MUCH GOD DAMN GUARUNTEE THAT.

NO LOVE,
Z