cannot seem to find my way home

[zfreelance]

aaaaand the other shoe drops because I realized that if one of my bras no longer fits, this is now true for ALL OF THEM.

This is an EXPENSIVE MIRACLE THAT I AM NOT GIVING UP FOR ALL THE MEN IN AN ARMENIAN HAREM. I'm just saying.


Also, I will literally pay humanity to never again utter the phrase: "Who cord this is?"

Or any variation of that theme.