I am not a soccer (football) fan as a general rule. I just don't like it.

BUT I AM EXCITED ABOUT THE WORLD CUP AND I WILL LET THE INTERNET TELL YOU WHY.

The Non-Football Fan's Guide to the World Cup or What to do When You're Just Here for the Hot Men by sarkastic.

O.O

[Error: unknown template qotd]Because a) we already have 'football', and b) we already have enough violence in our country without those crazy crowd riots.

'Footie' y'all can keep.