put your shirt back on

Thank you for your time.

The good:

JASON MOMOA FOR CONAN THE BALL-BEARING. IN 3-D.

LAWLS FOREVER


The bad:

The Straight Male Gamer is pissed that his needs are not being catered to in Dragon Age 2 and then patently fails to Get It.

TL;DR- "Teh gays be hittin' on me, o noez. No one wants to see that, where's the off-switch?!"


The awesome:

Bioware tells him to put on his big-girl panties and GET THE FUCK OVER IT.



Dear Straight Male Gamers,

Suck my dick.

No love,
Z


Dear Bioware,

MARRY ME.

Love,
Z


Dear Jason Momoa,

YOU CAN COME, TOO.

LUSTLove,
Z

Oh my fucking god.

I drove back from St. George last night, taking a route my father recommended. He failed to mention that the route was like something out of every slasher movie, ever. Empty two-lane roads, cemeteries, deserted hospitals, thick banks of fog, crossroads, and a full moon. Geez.

It doesn't help that it was a four hour trip with a tornado warning in effect for our school's county. It was raining hard and we were maybe twenty minutes out when the cops inexplicably closed the goddamn interstate, which led to more backroads shenanigans, oh boy. And then my car window fucked itself, again.

We arrived intact, and I took the time to unfuck my car before rain/vagrants could get in and steal my shit, and then I sat down to work on a lab report until 5 in the goddamn morning.

I got up at 10 for my class, and learned that I systematically raped our last test. Go me.

However, I have a four hour lab today with the Lab Partner from Hell, three hours of sleep under my belt, and an all-staff meeting tonight, and I think I'm going to die.

However, Tom Hardy and Chris Fine are clearly fucking, so there is that.

Tom Hardy. What a BAMF.

Tom Hardy Steps In for Sam Worthington in This Means War

\o/ TOM HARDY. CHRIS FINE. REESE WITHERSPOON. Mc-FUCKING-G.

QUIT 'CHER BITCHING, ontd. CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY.

Reason #113029 To Get Yourself A Dane: The Penis Poll


God damn, Denmark! How 'bout giving the rest of the world a chance, huh?
Same goes for the Netherlands in general. Must be in the water.

On an extremely related note, Alexander Skarsgård.




Yes, he does look like a 21st Century Lady's James Dean, you aren't imagining it.

omnomnom

Yeah, got my hair did, and made it all pink an' shit. It's like cyber-punk meets The Little Mermaid, Disney edition.

Watch someone call me for a interview tomorrow. WATCH THEM.

And there is no reason for Karl Urban tongue because, frankly, you do not need a reason for Karl Urban tongue. I mean, lookit! That GQ motherfucker should be an everyday fixture in every red-blooded woman's life.

Fer serious.

I am working hard to combat the negative energy this journal has been permeated with, as of late.

So, I bring you...

Chris Pine.

(confession: I did not create above picspam of sexass. That would be the work of winterlive, genius, MD.)

JOHN WINCHESTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

Did anyone else's brain just do a Scanners?

askl:akdhfklzoikszzzzzz...

i may have to start smoking, just with the vauge hope of looking half that good.

I'm stealing this, its mine now.