put your shirt back on

Deriving the Prime by rageprufrock
Fandom: House
Pairing: Gregory House/James Wilson/Lisa Cuddy
Summary: Two is the wrong prime number.

So, I drank a cup of black coffee at 9PM last night and I have yet to actually come down from it and I feel finally being able to afford/take my meds has something to do with that and my job is giving me an ulcer, but bitch-tastic threesomes go a long way in making everything all better.

THAT IS ALL

Ladies and gentlemen, this message is brought to you by OOOOOOOOOHHHHHMYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDD DRAGON AGE II.




AND CAN I GET A






YES I MOTHERFUCKING CAN

THAT SKULL IS EXACTLY WHAT I LOOKED LIKE WHEN I REALIZED THAT THERE ARE ENTIRE WEBSITES DEDICATED TO MODDING DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS.

IT'S GAMESHARK FOR GROWNUPS!


WTF SLEEP?! WHO SLEEPS?!

So I have received my brand new laptop and it's PRETTY! It's name is Tom Servo.

I also received my new HTC Droid Incredible phone, and it is also PRETTY! It's name is Dalek. It says, "Exterminate!" every time I get a text message.

So now I'm spending my entire winter break, laying on my back with my wireless mouse in one hand and a mug of tea in the other, playing Dragon Age: Origins. BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT, NOW.

It's one of those games where you can choose to be good or evil, and I started out good, but as the game progresses, I just kind of want to give in to the dark side and kick puppies for a while. See: Replay value.

I am also taking occasional breaks to battle the forces of evil in Dante's Inferno.

DEAR WHOEVER THOUGHT THAT GIGGLING BABIES WITH SWORDS FOR ARMS WERE A GOOD IDEA,

NO.

SINCERELY,
ASDLKJF:KLJD



Oh yeah, and then I sleep.

Ahahahaha, so apparently I read het, now.

Not that this is your usual brand of het, but. BABY STEPS, OKAY.


(Un)covered by rageprufrock
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Toni/Gibbs
Summary: Toni has spent her entire life hopelessly in love with people.


::dolphin noises::

So, I'm chalking voyeurism and gender!fuck up on my Board O' Kinks, right next to hate!sex and butt plugs. In case you were wondering.

Life. I have one. Let me show you it.

So, RA training has commenced and I'm all like, whatevs. I have had no formal training for my job, and yet I've been doing it for almost a year, now. Ain't nothing they can tell me that I haven't learned by doing, already. Alcohol incident on the first day, anyone? I'm just glad that no one is trying to call me a 'new' RA simply because I've never been through summer training. I'd probably cut a bitch.

My summer job also wrapped up today with a blowout of skating and laser tag. More laser tag than skating, because it turns out that I cannot skate for shit. My rollerblading days were kind of a long time ago, okay? So, after falling on my ass about six times while six-year-olds literally skated circles around me, I voted for laser tag time. Which was fun as hell. I didn't win, but I sniped the shit out of a lot of folks and did some Solid Snake-like commando moves from structure to structure. Awesome.

Then I went home, showered, got rained on, and then ate free Mexican food with my staff.

And then my car window fucked up. Again.

I've also been fighting off a cold kindly imparted to me by my former roommate, but it has arrived with a vengeance. RIP breathing through my nose.

So, good day and bad, but at least I don't have to get up before noon tomorrow. Maybe I can actually get some sleep, tonight.

Been having issues with a few of my residents which has lended itself to me getting less sleep than is prescribed.

So I pierced my cartilage.


SOMEONE EXPLAIN MY REASONING TO ME.


Edit: I also seem to have cut my hair. Must be the air or something.

One hour shy of 24 hours, and I'm feelin' fuzzy.

Also, STXI fic.

The One-Eyed Man is King by acetamide.

Star Trek XI BIG BANG AU!!!!
Summary: Leonard McCoy wouldn’t have said that he was happy, but he was content with being blind until Jim Kirk came along and threw up on him.

I HAVE A NOT-SO-SECRET LOVE FOR BLIND!FIC.

So the Chad (read: The Army Boy) and I got into a late night discussion via Facebook.

This is the result.
(Um... spoilers. If you can even understand what the hell we're going on about...)

( STAR TREK ACCORDING TO LOLCATZ )

I think our internet privileges are going to be revoked or something...