BLAME STAR TREK

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So the Chad (read: The Army Boy) and I got into a late night discussion via Facebook.

This is the result.
(Um... spoilers. If you can even understand what the hell we're going on about...)


Chad: hiii

DAMN YOU SPLIT INFINITIVES

Dami: I DIDNT ACTUALLY DO IT

BLAME STAR TREK

Chad: UH HUH

THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY

BLAME IT ON STAR TREK

I KILLED MY FRIEND, WELL JUST BLAME IT ON STAR TREK

I FUCKED A CAMLE, BLAME IT ON STAR TREK

Dami: FINE IF YOU WANNA GET TECHNICAL ABOUT IT YOU CAN BLAME THE VULCANS OR SOMETHING

OR MAYBE THE ROMULANS

OR THE BORG

Chad: THOSE DAMN ROMULANS

Dami: FUCKERS

EVEN IF ERIC BANA IS ONE OF THEM

Chad: HE'S STILL A BITCH

Dami: BUT HE'S A SEXY BITCH

WITH A REALLY COOL SPACESHIP

BTW, IMMA JOIN STARFLEET

Chad: ORLY ME @

ME 2

Dami: SWEET

YOU CAN CAPTAIN MY SHIP ANYTIME

Chad: LETS GO BABY, TO IOWA!

Dami: OH GOD ANYWHERE BUT THERE

I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE, UHM, OUTER SPACE

OR SOMETHIN

YOU KNOW

Chad: OH O KAY THAT WORKZ

U LIEK MARZ?

Dami: KAI

SATURNZ IS GUD 2

PLZKTHNXBAI

Chad: WURD, WE CAN HYDE BEHINDE ITS RINGS AND DO STUFF TO THE ROMULANS

Dami: LIEK STEEL THE SHIPZ AN SHIT

Chad: ALL UR SHIPZ ARE BELONG TO US LOLZ

Dami: HOW ARE U GENTLEMEN

ALL UR SHIPZ ARE BELONG TO US

WHAT U SAY?!

Chad: WE BORKED YUR DRILL MR ROMULAN, DUNT B MAD PLZ

Dami: I MADE U A PLANET, BUT THEN I SHOT RED MATTER INTO IT AND IT WENT AWAY

SRY

:'(

Chad: AWW THX 4 THNKN OF ME THO < 3

DAMMIT WHO GACE KUMAR THAT FOLDY SWORD?!

GAVE*

Dami: USS ENTERPRISE IS BLASTIN OFF NAO

F IF I KNOW

BUT IT WAZ TEH SEX

Chad: OH NOEZ WE MUST GET THUR, ENERGIZE!

Dami: LOLZ

IM ON A SHIP! IM ON A SHIP!

EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, CUZ I'M FLYIN ON A SHIP

Chad: OH NOEZ MY MAMMY FELL OFF A CLIFFZ, I DNDT ENEGIZE FAST ENUF

Dami: NOOOOOEZ!!!!

I CANNA HAZ TEH MOM?

Chad: MOM IZ DED /CRY

Dami: OH NOEZ, SPOCK DUN SHOT MY ASS OUTTA DA SHIP

I IZ NOT ON A SHIP

Chad: LOLZ ITZ COLD HERE

Dami: MONSTERS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Chad: RUN INTO TEH CAVEZ

Dami: MONSTAS IN DA CAVE

MONSTAS AND OLD VULCAN DOOD

Chad: I KNO U OLD VOLKAN DOOD, U LOOK FAMILAR

Dami: "LOLZ BITCH I AM YOU FATHR- I MEAN, SPOCK"

Chad: LOLZ WRONG MOVIE

Dami: LOLOLWUT

VULKAN MIND-MELD OF DOOM!

Chad: NOOOOOEZZZZ

OKAY

Dami: ROMULAS DOES IMPLODEZ

SPOCK DUZ FAIL

Chad: MY HIZZY DUN BE GONE, SAD FACEZ

Dami: NERO BEIN ALL "O NO YOU DIDN!"

Chad: SPOCK ALL "U DUN MADE ME TAKE OFF MAH URRANGZ"

Dami: VULKAN DUZ IMPLODEZ

SPOCK DUZ ONE ARTFUL TEAR OF MAN/VULKANPAIN

Chad: U CANT B CAPITAN U SHOW TOO MUCH EMO-NESS POINTYEAR MAN/ SPOCK

I R CAPITAN

Dami: SPOCK: FORCECHOKE!

Chad: LOLWUT

Dami: SPOCK FATHER: O NOEZ

SPOCK:

SHIT

KIRK: YAY CHAIR!

Chad: CUMFY, ALL HANDZ 2 BATTEL STATIONZ

Dami: BONES: WTF I H8 U

Chad: LAWLZ BONES U BE FINE, WARP SPEED!

Dami: ENTERPRISE DOES WARP SPEED, JUS LIEK UR MOM DID LAST NITE!

Chad: OH NOEZ

HER HYPERDRIVE BROKED

Dami: DRILL OF KILL: DRILLZ

ROMULANS: LOL WUT NAO, BITCH?!

Chad: GOLDAN GATEZ BRIDE DUN BYE BYE LOLZ

Dami: EARTHLINGS: O SNAP SON!

Chad: NOT AGAIN, WE JUST GOT IT BACK N PLACE FROM MAGNETO FFS LOLZ

Dami: SCOTTY: UZ GUYZ GOIN ON DA SHIP NAO, NO ONE THERE, SHULD BE FINE, BUH BYE.


At this point, Chad had to go to sleep. Sry! We'll probably finish this later.

I think our internet privileges are going to be revoked or something...