put your shirt back on

Harry Potter Wand Universal Remote

You can change the channel, adjust the volume, and fast forward with a wand.
I want to know if Lumos and Avada Kadavara turns it on and off.

Guess what I want for Christmas.

All pertinent, I swear.

First off, I recently acquired the game Sims 3. That game is like a deadly sin. You know its wrong, BUT YOU JUST CANNOT STOP.
But really. God DAMN. That game.

Just. ERG.

Next, Drowning Pool concert tomorrow. Syked? Duh-HUR.

Today I tiled a wall. It was an adventure. More to come tomorrow, pre-concert.

And the big news. My grandfather is selling his truck. He may sell it to me. Or, okay, he may loan it to me after I sign a loan agreement, because I do not have four thousand dollars right this second. But I may be getting a truck.

Ask me how excited I am. Go ahead. I've got capslock.

EE! EEEEE!! ::points::

The Crown of the Summer Court, by astolat


MERLIN FIC. TO PUT IT IN AS INSULTINGLY SIMPLE OF TERMS AS POSSIBLE. IT'S DONE WRIT LIKE THEM MERRY GENTRY BOOKS. THAT MEANS SMUT.
JUST. WIKIPEDIA THE SERIES AND READ. LIKE, RIGHT THE HELL NOW.

::GLEE!::

Okay guys. Okay. Okay. I-... okay.

Tides of War


Movie from the here! channel. Starring Adrian Paul.


You probably cannot understand my unimaginable glee unless you were once as deeply entrenched in Highlander as I was.
This.

I.

WHERES PETER WINGFIELD WHEN YOU NEED HIM.

The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High

#2. That last picture. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

My flatmates are gonna show up at some point to find out what the fuck I am smoking.

I'm fairly sure that the eruptive force of our combined sqeeing and glee is the power behind:

1) The world rotating
2) Han Solo's laser gun
3) Kittens and puppies continuing to be unbelievably cute
4) Tastey, tastey pie
5) The internet

Flist, you guys rock. <3


EDIT: This could be our fault, too.
I freely admit it!

THEY RELEASED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF SPN SEASON 4 AT COMIC CON AND SOMEONE UPLOADED IT AND IT IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I EVER IMAGINED.

OMG I CANNOT EXPRESS SQUUE

I STARTED SCREAMING AT MY SCREEN. IT. IS. AWESOME.

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS THE BEST? I HAVE READ FIC LIKE IT.

Of Bastard Saints

AND FOR MORE:

More of Andrew

Oh, god, I need to go lay down now...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPN SPOILERS OMG!!!!!!!!

Never again will I walk blindly into a SPN ep without being even VAUGELY spoiled! I will suffer no more of such pain!

AND OMG THE PAYOFF!

HALLOWEEN EPISODE! The origins! The candy! The possible Buffy-like happenings that make me squee!

Mitch Pileggi will make an appearance during a teenaged!Mary and John flashback!! WE CAN HAS SKINNER, Y'ALL. AS GRANDADDY WINCHESTER! AND HE WILL TIME-FUCKING-TRAVEL. OMGWTFGLEE!

REAPPEARING CHARACTERS! Henrickson omgwtfwin! RONALD. MEG!!!

BLACK. AND. WHITE. EPISODE. ABOUT. DRACULA. WOLFMAN. MUMMY. ECT. !!!!!!!!!!!

DEAN. IN HELL. FOR FOUR MONTHS. THE FIRST EPISODE WILL BE FOUR MONTHS AFTER DEAN WENT BYE-BYE AND SAM WILL BE DIFFERENT!


I MAY EXPLODE AND DIE BEFORE THE SEASON EVEN STARTS, I AM THAT FILLED WITH GLEE.

OMGWTFDEATH

When Kripke gives us Ghostfacers, we make lolSam.



THIS IS CANON, FOLKS.


... aaaaaand I really need a twelve-step program. BUT I DON'T WANT TO STOP, AAAAAHHHHHH!

And that makes no sense.

I'm starting back in school tommorrow, brigth and motherfucking early, just in time to take a four hour long test in French for pretty much no reason other than assuaging the post-menopausal dominatrix who runs my school.

Yeah, go to sleep with that image in your head.

I have no more books to read, so I'm re-reading again.

But, you know, other than the usual girly stuff, thats all I can complain about.

I've lost a ton of weight lately, which is yes. My hair is actually fairly awesome in an 80's kinda way. Its warm outside.

Spring starts, actually starts, this month.

I have finished 6 months in France.

I just finished eating pie.

... mmm, pie.

I am knee-deep in lolz-worthy Atlantis slash. But with Sheppard and Rodney, nothing else will do!

Glasses! Mirrored beanies! A month's worth of pudding cups! Rayguns! Cigarettes! Princess Bride referances! Quick-draw libido! Sex in public places! Chocolate! Revenge with red silk! The aliens making them not do it! Extension cords and a rack of lamb! Teyla! Ronon! Sheppard! Rodney the Cranky Turtle!

I LOVE LIFE RIGHT NOW AS A FAT KID LOVES CAKE!

::deep breathing::

So, hows everyone else feeling?