put your shirt back on

...

All I can say is: I am so fucking glad I'm buzzed right now, because I'm pretty sure I would have ruptured something, otherwise.

Criminal Minds bestiality fic


I keep trying to convince myself that I shouldn't post this here, and yet I. can't. stop. myself.

brb crying in a corner, 'cause that sound you heard was my soul breaking north for greener pastures. fuck.

I've been singing that all day. No one gets it.

I'm not so much tired this morning as I am... slow. I had candy and tea for breakfast, so that could have something to do with it.

And now my brain is spinny. Yippee.

Life update: (or lack thereof) Um. This Thursday is no school, this coming Monday no school, this Friday is a field trip to Paris.
And a new episode of Supernatural airs this week.

So, life = not too bad.

Note to self: CALL PEOPLE, SHORT BUS.


In conclusion, herpes.

Is that whats going on?

::shrug::

I know massive amounts of people are migrating to InsaneJournal and other non-LJ sites, but I don't think I'm gonna.

I've never really had that many problems with LJ. In fact, I'm rather addicted. Sure, the banning gets my back up, but I'm not gonna flounce off in a huff because LJ shows signs of getting a little too right-wing for my tastes. And as others have said, I never really had any high expectations for LJ. I get a free place to muse in a digital fashion that lets me mod to an amusing degree, lets my have lolz-worthy icons, and, oh yeah, isn't MySpace.

Writers tend to choose LJ, because thats what you do on it. You write.

So right up until LJ bans me or the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm hunkered down good.

And reccing smut.

Oh, yeah, and this too.

You are in your twenties

You can still hear reasonably well and you can play this without my old fart colleagues hearing it which makes you feel kinda good. The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 15.8kHz

Find out which ultrasonic ringtones you can hear!

54%
Sorry, guys.


75% Geek
75%


This translates roughly to asjkl:djhajk.

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YOU'D THINK I'D KEEP THAT TO MYSELF, WOULDN'T YOU.



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I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Druid/Ranger (2nd/1st Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-14

Dexterity-15

Constitution-13

Intelligence-14

Wisdom-14

Charisma-14


Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Primary Class:
Druids gain power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. They hate the unnatural, including aberrations or undead, and destroy them where possible. Druids receive divine spells from nature, not the gods, and can gain an array of powers as they gain experience, including the ability to take the shapes of animals. The weapons and armor of a druid are restricted by their traditional oaths, not simply training. A druid's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast.


Secondary Class:
Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.


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So close to Chaotic/Evil. So close!

Hey! You! ::points:: Yeah, you!

Get offa my cloud!

And it wasn't porn, get your mind outta the gutter.

It was the next best thing.

MY MANDI!

So, I now have some questions, like

1) WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BED THAT WOULD MAKE ME WANT TO CHANGE THE SHEETS?!

and

2) Why aren't we killing Cody?

and

3) WHAT bruises?

and

4) How badly are you corrupting my little sister?!

and...

Well, thats all I got.

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