Okay, I saw a home video today.

[zfreelance]

And it wasn't porn, get your mind outta the gutter.

It was the next best thing.

MY MANDI!

So, I now have some questions, like

1) WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BED THAT WOULD MAKE ME WANT TO CHANGE THE SHEETS?!

and

2) Why aren't we killing Cody?

and

3) WHAT bruises?

and

4) How badly are you corrupting my little sister?!

and...

Well, thats all I got.

E-MAIL ME.