put your shirt back on

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twice Shy by sarkasticfics.
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Summary: Written for the following prompt, over at part eight of the StarTrek XI Kinkmeme: Bones is a werewolf. The moment he meant James Kirk, got a good whiff of his scent, he knew he was fucked. He had thought those stories about werewolves scenting their mate were all bullshit. But the stories about mating for life have got to be fake, right? Right?

Were!Bones and Curious!Jim. They fuck. IN SPACE.

THERE IS NOTHING NOT AWESOME ABOUT THIS, OKAY.

Best combo ever.

The One Where Karl isn't as Sensitive as Expected by credulesque and lastling

NC-17 STXI-RPS Chris/Karl!!! WHOOP WHOOP.

One of the great things about the internet is that there is fic to fit every mood.

These fit mine exactly, which should scare me more than it does.

Star Trek XI- Brightness Burns Master Fic List by graceandfire




dear sleep: we're over when i SAY we're over.

Oh, my goodness, she wrote more.

Looking For A Place To Happen: Master Post by waketosleep.

Star Trek XI AU about Kirk and Spock and the gang being space pirates and starting intergalactic wars and having sexy tiems, not necessarily in that order. I almost want to call it a Firefly cross-over, but it so isn't. It is original and delicious.

I don't remember if I posted the first portion (then just a vignette) of this story, but if I didn't, ETERNAL SHAME UPON MY ANCESTORS.

LOOK UP THE STAR TREK SOUNDTRACK.

NO, REALLY.

...

OKAY FINE I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.

NOW LOOK AT THE TITLES OF THE SONGS.

AND THEN LISTEN TO THE MUSIC THAT GOES WITH IT.


LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

- Nailin' The Kelvin
- Hella Bar Talk
- Nice to Meld You
- That New Car Smell (!!!!!)

Now compare it to the Batman Begins soundtrack.

Notice the difference?

Someone was channeling Kirk when they named those songs, which only serves to make me love the movie even more.


That whole movie is like liquid lollercaust and GQMF.

This here fic made me go "ow":

wash away the rain by warbrarian.

Star Trek dubcon threesome with a twist that hurts your insides. I eat it up with a warped, complicated spoon.

Past Sorrows, Present Joy / Future Bliss / Out of Time / The Naked Time, by kagedtiger.

R-rated Star Trek Reloaded era of awesome. Mind melds, stoic Vulcans, clueless Captains, grumpy doctors, pon farr, and. Uhm. Non-graphic sex.

Don't faint.

trek_rpf_kink.

!!!!!

The End.

They made Pon Farr perfume to promote Star Trek XI.

I cannot make this shit up.

In case you do not know, here's a quick refresher about why this is so aslakdjf;adl.

Way long ago, Gene Rodenberry tapped into the lyrical genius we see today in people like Joss Whedon and Eric Kripke and created Star Trek. This series was where slash was born, tru-fucking-fax.
Then, out of the blue, Genie introduced to the world what would become one of the most well-known and best-liked fanfiction tropes of our time. The fuck-or-die scenario. In this case, the 'heat' that Vulcan men and women undergo every seven years, known as the Pon Farr. They have to either fight it out or fuck it out. There is no other option.
And this is canon, you guys.

So, when there is Pon Farr perfume, my brain goes a leetle esplody and more than a little "HOLY SHIT, SON!" Because such things almost do not compute. Except that these are Trekkies we are talking about.

They are both like, "What? Right this second? Hunh?"

THEY ARE OTP FOREVS. THE END.