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I... I'll be in my bunk? O_O
I... I'll be in my bunk? O_O
ignore me if you see me
Oct. 8th, 2011 03:08 pmAttention everyone with Netflix and/or an internet connection:
Last night, I had the great privelege to watch a masterpiece of a film called One-Eyed Monster.
Starring Amber Benson, Ron Jeremy, and some other people, it is the gripping story of how Ron Jeremy's penis gets possessed by an alien life form, detaches itself, and starts fucking people to death.
One could take and would still have a hard time explaining how this is not AMAZING.
Actual quote: "It's controlling him through his ass."
In conclusion: See this movie. There is no other option.
Last night, I had the great privelege to watch a masterpiece of a film called One-Eyed Monster.
Starring Amber Benson, Ron Jeremy, and some other people, it is the gripping story of how Ron Jeremy's penis gets possessed by an alien life form, detaches itself, and starts fucking people to death.
One could take and would still have a hard time explaining how this is not AMAZING.
Actual quote: "It's controlling him through his ass."
In conclusion: See this movie. There is no other option.
in your eyes
Jan. 14th, 2011 10:36 pm...
All I can say is: I am so fucking glad I'm buzzed right now, because I'm pretty sure I would have ruptured something, otherwise.
Criminal Minds bestiality fic
I keep trying to convince myself that I shouldn't post this here, and yet I. can't. stop. myself.
brb crying in a corner, 'cause that sound you heard was my soul breaking north for greener pastures. fuck.
All I can say is: I am so fucking glad I'm buzzed right now, because I'm pretty sure I would have ruptured something, otherwise.
Criminal Minds bestiality fic
I keep trying to convince myself that I shouldn't post this here, and yet I. can't. stop. myself.
SYFY CHANNEL IS SHOWING YAMI NO MATSUEI.
I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS SHOW IN YEARS AND I FLIP ON THE TELEVISION AND BAM, MURAKI IS MOLESTING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH ON MY TELEVISION SET.
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
LATE NIGHT TV, NEVER CHANGE
I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS SHOW IN YEARS AND I FLIP ON THE TELEVISION AND BAM, MURAKI IS MOLESTING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH ON MY TELEVISION SET.
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
LATE NIGHT TV, NEVER CHANGE
seven days to the poison
Sep. 7th, 2010 09:11 pmGhosts in a Machine by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
marvinetta
Fandom: The Losers
Summary: Jensen gets an email from a friend that sets off a bizarre chain of events.
Rating: R
::slowly closes laptop::
marvinettaFandom: The Losers
Summary: Jensen gets an email from a friend that sets off a bizarre chain of events.
Rating: R
::slowly closes laptop::
This is possibly the most ridiculously cute thing I have ever beheld.
I have cavities, now. DX
I have cavities, now. DX
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Jan. 10th, 2010 03:58 pmKeanu Reeves to play Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie.
Okay, Item 1: They are making a LIVE ACTION COWBOY BEBOP FILM.
Item 2: KEANU REEVES AS SPIKE.
THIS POWER CAN BE USED TO DO GREAT GOOD. OR GREAT EVIL.
My money's on Summer Glau playing Ed.
Okay, Item 1: They are making a LIVE ACTION COWBOY BEBOP FILM.
Item 2: KEANU REEVES AS SPIKE.
THIS POWER CAN BE USED TO DO GREAT GOOD. OR GREAT EVIL.
My money's on Summer Glau playing Ed.
