zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Fuck Everything)
Oh my fucking god.

I drove back from St. George last night, taking a route my father recommended. He failed to mention that the route was like something out of every slasher movie, ever. Empty two-lane roads, cemeteries, deserted hospitals, thick banks of fog, crossroads, and a full moon. Geez.

It doesn't help that it was a four hour trip with a tornado warning in effect for our school's county. It was raining hard and we were maybe twenty minutes out when the cops inexplicably closed the goddamn interstate, which led to more backroads shenanigans, oh boy. And then my car window fucked itself, again.

We arrived intact, and I took the time to unfuck my car before rain/vagrants could get in and steal my shit, and then I sat down to work on a lab report until 5 in the goddamn morning.

I got up at 10 for my class, and learned that I systematically raped our last test. Go me.

However, I have a four hour lab today with the Lab Partner from Hell, three hours of sleep under my belt, and an all-staff meeting tonight, and I think I'm going to die.

However, Tom Hardy and Chris Fine are clearly fucking, so there is that.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Boom)
UNSTOPPABLE SPEED 3

CHRIS FINE. DENZEL. ROSARIO.


NOVEMBER, WHERE THE HELL YOU AT

HOLY SHIT

Aug. 14th, 2009 12:27 am
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Live Long and GQ)
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BEST STOP WHATEVER SHIT YOU BE DOING AND YOU BETTER LISTEN THE FUCK UP.

RYAN GRIMMER IS THE GQ-EST MOTHERFUCKER TO EVER FUCKING PLAY THE MOTHERFUCKER PIANO. AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAS MADE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC FOR YOU TO MOTHERFUCKING LISTEN TO. AND YOU BETTER FUCKING LISTEN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU BETTER PRAY, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT EVEN THE SMALLEST SMIDGE OF THIS GQ MOTHERFUCKER'S GENIUS WILL RUB OFF ONTO YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU BETTA RECOGNIZE.

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