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[zfreelance]

Things the Internet is Fucking Useless For:

- Computer advice
- Car advice
- ANY kind of advice that doesn't make you want to slam your head against a wall
- Finding skintone turtleneck leotards (seriously, what the fuck)
- Home waxing advice (Don't, guys. Just. Don't.)
- Getting the hours of operation of any restaurant, ever
- Just. If you need it? The internet's gonna be coy as a motherfucker about it.
- Unless we're talking about piracy or porn.
- Then the internet is fucking stellar.

LET'S ALL JUST STICK TO OUR STRENGTHS THEN, SHALL WE.