put your shirt back on

Just Temporary, Ma'am by sutlers
Fandom: Thor (film)
Pairing: Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Summary: In which Darcy procures a fake boyfriend in order to get Jane off her tits about this "Darcy doesn't have any friends" thing. Which is ridiculous, Darcy has over 300 friends.

DYING.

got your name on me in red ink by grim_lupine
Fandom: Generation Kill
Pairing: Always-a-girl!Ray/Brad
Summary: Look, she’s more than a little sure that Brad likes her. He doesn’t kick her out when his office hours are done and he’s supposed to be finished for the day, anyway. So it’s safe to assume that he likes spending time with her, he knows she’s intelligent, and she can tell he likes her smartass mouth; something in the curve of his mouth tells her he’d have a mouth to rival hers if he weren’t being so damn professional.


I have discovered a massive hard-on for smart-mouthed girls who get what they want and don't fuck around with, you know, feelings. Jesus, girl!Ray would be hotter than words can DESCRIBE.

Face, meet palm.

It's best to assume that if I start a month-long meme, I'm not going to finish it.
In my defense(?), I didn't really read the prompts all the way through but, upon further inspection, found them to be largely soul-searching in nature and I only do that shit on special occasions.

Speaking of special occasions...

Driven Outside and Driven In by lepagus, screamlet, and waldorph
Fandom: Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (film)
Pairing: Mia Thermopolis/Nicholas Devereaux
Summary: Five Times Nick and Mia would've totally Done It had it not been for the fact that this is a kid's movie.

I think I have a new kink, and that kink is hate!sex.