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zfreelance) wrote2011-02-28 02:15 pm
zfreelance) wrote2011-02-28 02:15 pm
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see my demise
FUCK YEAH.
I was being harassed by the world's most obnoxious fly. It would buzz me, I'd get up from my porn to stalk it back into hiding, I'd return to my computer, the fly would make a comeback, repeat process. This went on for long enough that I'm kind of suspicious about a fly's learning capabilities. It kept making a break for the same pile of laundry, whenever I was getting close, even when it was in another room, entirely.
BUT JUSTICE HAS TRIUMPHED, for I bashed that bitch right out of the AIR and then ritually dismembered it with the edge of my tea cup. A worthy adversary deserves a worthy death.
Now I'm gonna go wash my hands.
I was being harassed by the world's most obnoxious fly. It would buzz me, I'd get up from my porn to stalk it back into hiding, I'd return to my computer, the fly would make a comeback, repeat process. This went on for long enough that I'm kind of suspicious about a fly's learning capabilities. It kept making a break for the same pile of laundry, whenever I was getting close, even when it was in another room, entirely.
BUT JUSTICE HAS TRIUMPHED, for I bashed that bitch right out of the AIR and then ritually dismembered it with the edge of my tea cup. A worthy adversary deserves a worthy death.
Now I'm gonna go wash my hands.
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