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UNICORN MAGIC ([personal profile] zfreelance) wrote2008-09-27 02:36 pm
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THE TRUE COLLEGE EXPERIANCE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!

I AM SO BROKE THAT I HAD TO SHOPLIFT TAMPONS!

THIS IS AWESOME!
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Stranger

(Anonymous) 2008-09-27 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that really the true college experience? So broke that you had to shoplift tampons? Really? Shoplifting? Shame on you Z, shame on you (you should have shoplifted a baby). Well gotta do what you gotta do... Yikes.

Sincerely,
Stranger
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[identity profile] zfreelance.livejournal.com 2008-09-27 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, its not shoplifting if you take a baby! That's... unplanned parenting, or something!

Re: Stranger

(Anonymous) 2008-09-28 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you get it from the meat rack. Think about it...

(don't listen to me I'm not being serious)

Sincerely,
Stranger
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