zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Cthulhu for Prez!)
I AM SO BROKE THAT I HAD TO SHOPLIFT TAMPONS!

THIS IS AWESOME!

Stranger

Date: 2008-09-27 10:11 pm (UTC)From: (Anonymous)
Is that really the true college experience? So broke that you had to shoplift tampons? Really? Shoplifting? Shame on you Z, shame on you (you should have shoplifted a baby). Well gotta do what you gotta do... Yikes.

Sincerely,
Stranger

Re: Stranger

Date: 2008-09-27 11:34 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] zfreelance.livejournal.com
ext_100670: A person in jeans, lounging on a bare bed with a book in front of their face. (Mwahaha!)
Dude, its not shoplifting if you take a baby! That's... unplanned parenting, or something!

Re: Stranger

Date: 2008-09-28 03:15 am (UTC)From: (Anonymous)
Not if you get it from the meat rack. Think about it...

(don't listen to me I'm not being serious)

Sincerely,
Stranger

Profile

zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Default)
UNICORN MAGIC

December 2011

S M T W T F S
     123
45 678 9 10
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Most Popular Tags

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 8th, 2025 12:52 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios