Happy Non-Religious Specific Celebration of the Winter Solstice!

[zfreelance]

Or. You know. You could put on your big girl panties and say, "Merry Christmas," like everyone else, you wuss.


Happy presents and eggnog, y'all.

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Stranger

[(Anonymous)]

Merry Christmas Z! (was going to be more dramatic and say "BIATCH" instead of Z, but I don't think we're at the level yet). I was going to wrap myself and ship it to you via UPS this year but I decided that would be a bad idea since I don't like traveling in boxes and it would be kind of beyond creepy, for me anyway. Anyway, eggnog is awesome and I wish you plenty of eggnog. Have a very good Christmas today, I know I am having an awesome Christmas.

Sincerely,
Stranger