put your shirt back on

I was not abducted by Jesus. Can't say I'm upset, 'cause I was asleep for most of Judgment Day, and waking up with Jesus seems like it would feel like the start of the worst acid trip, ever.

However, I can't help but be kind of excited for any Rapture that may occur in the future, because after everything's died down, I could hit the town and score myself a really nice car. And maybe a flat screen.

I think this makes me a bad person.

Watching Terminator movies, plural, and laughing because the machine apocalypse was supposed to happen in 2003 and Salvation is supposed to do down in 2018 and all I can think is, "No it won't. We'll all be dead after 2012."

One way or another, 2013 is gonna be a weird year.

First Haiti, now Chile, Okinawa, and Hawaii.

Damn, kids. If this hurricane season is as fucked up as people are predicting, I may actually buy into the whole world-ending-in-2012 crap.