like cain

Jun. 24th, 2012 10:51 pm
zfreelance: (We Find Wildness)
So, [personal profile] zeccy once asked me what I would do if we all suddenly found out that we only had one last day to live.

I'm sure the movie "Seeking Friend For The End of the World" has very witty and poignant things to say about the subject (even though I can't shake the feeling that this is just an American romcom remake of Last Night), but I have no plans on seeing that damn film, so.

I sat there for a minute, contemplating the usual answers: eating all the Krispie Kremes, lazing on the beach, drinking, carousing, and whatnot. And then I remembered my default zombie apocalypse plan, which is to jack the nicest car on the lot and drive till I run out of road. And that sounded pretty awesome.

And then I got excited by the thought of every major highway becoming a new Audubon, with all the fiery car crashes and high speed chases that a girl could want. Because fuck it. We're all gonna bite it come the next day, so why not go out trying for the land speed record?

zfreelance: (<lj site=""  user="timepunching">) (It was more fun in hell)
I was not abducted by Jesus. Can't say I'm upset, 'cause I was asleep for most of Judgment Day, and waking up with Jesus seems like it would feel like the start of the worst acid trip, ever.

However, I can't help but be kind of excited for any Rapture that may occur in the future, because after everything's died down, I could hit the town and score myself a really nice car. And maybe a flat screen.

I think this makes me a bad person.
zfreelance: (<lj site=""  user="timepunching">) (Science!)
So, I feel somewhat remiss in not having a tally, somewhere, of all the Judgment Days that I have watched come and go.

I'd be more concerned about this one, except that they at no point mention sentient machines bent on the eradication of the human race, so already you can tell that they're just making this shit up.

Doesn't mean I won't pour one out, just in case, though. Broken clock's right twice a day, right?
zfreelance: (<lj site=""  user="timepunching">) (Not Today!)
Watching Terminator movies, plural, and laughing because the machine apocalypse was supposed to happen in 2003 and Salvation is supposed to do down in 2018 and all I can think is, "No it won't. We'll all be dead after 2012."

One way or another, 2013 is gonna be a weird year.
zfreelance: (<lj site=""  user="timepunching">) (Dead)
I just read a yaoi manga called Midnight Carrier and thought to myself, "This would actually be better without all the gay sex."

Pack you shit. The world is ending. Tonight. /o\

Midnight Carrier
zfreelance: (<lj site=""  user="timepunching">) (Not in Wonderland)
First Haiti, now Chile, Okinawa, and Hawaii.

Damn, kids. If this hurricane season is as fucked up as people are predicting, I may actually buy into the whole world-ending-in-2012 crap.


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