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astalot.
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
I have to say this first. My mother, the coolest person on the planet, came up with an actual story that covered this exact scenario. And it was hardcore.
Long story short: The ditzy sales girls in Bath and Body Works? Sole survivors of the virus, with one exception of a greasy gamer guy. The cure for the infection? Perfume.
THE WOMAN IS JUST THAT GOOD.
Anyway.
1) Shovel. Yes, it is extremely Zombie Hunters, but they have a point. You can swing the fucker like a baseball bat, so it requires no real finesse. And you can go Mr. Brooks on their ass and actually pull off a decapitation or two.
2) Let the Bodies Hit the Floor. Dude, stick to the classics. And really, who can listen to this song without imagining bashing someone's head in?
3) I want a motherfucking Tuskan Raider. Because in between zombie head-smashes?
Zombies, man.
astalot.You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
I have to say this first. My mother, the coolest person on the planet, came up with an actual story that covered this exact scenario. And it was hardcore.
Long story short: The ditzy sales girls in Bath and Body Works? Sole survivors of the virus, with one exception of a greasy gamer guy. The cure for the infection? Perfume.
THE WOMAN IS JUST THAT GOOD.
Anyway.
1) Shovel. Yes, it is extremely Zombie Hunters, but they have a point. You can swing the fucker like a baseball bat, so it requires no real finesse. And you can go Mr. Brooks on their ass and actually pull off a decapitation or two.
2) Let the Bodies Hit the Floor. Dude, stick to the classics. And really, who can listen to this song without imagining bashing someone's head in?
3) I want a motherfucking Tuskan Raider. Because in between zombie head-smashes?
Zombies, man.
