DA, you're like snorting wasabi. PAIN TO THE POINT OF HILARITY.

Gather 'round, children, for I have a tale to tell that will rape the last of your innocence oh-so-viciously.

Many a year ago, I once wrote stories. I will go no further than that, for the details are too painful for you to have to deal with along with this.

I had long ago set out boundries for what I knew to be over the edge of sanity. Writing Invader Zim slash was that boundry.

Needless to say, it was crossed (and I still get the weird review for it to this day), and I considered my trek into HappyLand with flowers and hypodermic needles complete.

Little did I know.

I was scrolling along DeviantArt today, and found something that not only made my pathetic fic look lame and wimpy, IT WAS DONE WELL.

And that would be: Psychonauts slash.

neofox... Why?

Why?!

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

I just saw Casino Royale...

Not only is the man a sex machine, he is a well cast sex machine.

For those who suck, Daniel Craig was the love interest in the first Laura Croft movie, and is now the current official James Bond.

I've read most of the James Bond books (O RLY? YA RLY. NO WAI!) and I was happy with the fact that they were no longer afraid to cast a blonde Bond, make him sweet and insecure, and make him have blue eyes like no other. For a while, though, I was worried that they were mixing books with that torture scene and the lack of other book hallmarks. But I came to the realization that it was indeed Casino Royale, but it wasn't really the book. It was more... Ah. EPIC.

Daniel Craig was an amazing choice. There was an emotional side to the story that probably pisses off die-hard T&A fans of Bond, but it appealed to my softer side while providing me with ample amounts of fighting, explosions, and pretty men driving pretty cars pretty fast. There was even parkour for a while!

I love this movie. It sets up the precident for all other Bond movies, while breaking free of the mold that had been set down by former Bonds in both appearance and story. They weren't afraid to give James a heart, and then break it.

ALSO: For those who are still the suck, Daniel Craig is to be Lord Asriel in the Golden Compass movie with Nicole Kidman as Mrs. Coulter. Oh God, how can you not be in love with this man? (FUN FACT: Eva Green, the lady Vesper from Casino Royale is also cast in The Golden Compass as Serafina Pekkala. Funny little world, innit?)

... ::swoon::