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Mar. 16th, 2008
Writer's Block: In this perfect world
Mar. 16th, 2008 11:51 am[Error: unknown template qotd]::rubs hands together::
Okay, first of all, things like credit and the Weather channel wouldn't exist, because they serve no purpose other than to screw you over.
Next up, SUVs would never have been invented, and therefore the planet would probably be in better shape from the lack of yuppies tearing around with their Suburban Assult Vehicles, coffee cups, and cell phones.
And speaking of cell phones. No.
Fashion would not exist. You buy what looks good on you, or make your own damn clothes. MTV would still have music on it. Reality TV would be a hanging offense. Tanning salons would be treated like crack dens. Starbucks would not be rivaling Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart would get whats coming to them.
Exxon would have a minor revolt. The American government would undergo a complete revamp from a sudden influx of things like souls. Pantsing idiots would be a fun, pursuit-worthy activity.
Blueberry bodypaint would make a comeback. Spandex would cease to exist. The person who invented Jazzersize would be held down, forcefed galoon after gallon of Dove icecream, and then told to 'walk it off'. Skinny, perfectly proportioned women would shut the hell up. Godlike, flawless men would suffer.
Humans would have natural predators. Gremlins would exist. People would stop writing the same damn 'triumph of the human spirit', Oprah-approved, pieces of junk books.
People would get. over. stalking. celebrities.
And I would live in a tent.
As to why I feel this way, I'll go with revenge.
Okay, first of all, things like credit and the Weather channel wouldn't exist, because they serve no purpose other than to screw you over.
Next up, SUVs would never have been invented, and therefore the planet would probably be in better shape from the lack of yuppies tearing around with their Suburban Assult Vehicles, coffee cups, and cell phones.
And speaking of cell phones. No.
Fashion would not exist. You buy what looks good on you, or make your own damn clothes. MTV would still have music on it. Reality TV would be a hanging offense. Tanning salons would be treated like crack dens. Starbucks would not be rivaling Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart would get whats coming to them.
Exxon would have a minor revolt. The American government would undergo a complete revamp from a sudden influx of things like souls. Pantsing idiots would be a fun, pursuit-worthy activity.
Blueberry bodypaint would make a comeback. Spandex would cease to exist. The person who invented Jazzersize would be held down, forcefed galoon after gallon of Dove icecream, and then told to 'walk it off'. Skinny, perfectly proportioned women would shut the hell up. Godlike, flawless men would suffer.
Humans would have natural predators. Gremlins would exist. People would stop writing the same damn 'triumph of the human spirit', Oprah-approved, pieces of junk books.
People would get. over. stalking. celebrities.
And I would live in a tent.
As to why I feel this way, I'll go with revenge.