This is where my brain goes before the tea kicks in.

I want to make a YouTube video dedicated to giving men erectile dysfunction.

No, seriously! I have a plan!

So, men get hardons when they see something cool, right? Be it an explosion on Spike TV or a sexy woman giving Sean Connery a lap dance (take that as you will). So, first we need to give men their erections.

So, we have several shots of something cool, sexy, what-have-you.

AND THEN WE BREAK IT.

Frame after frame of wince-inducing, deflating PAIN. Nut-shots. Candles melting in fastforward. Nails on a chalkboard. Cut trees falling with the cry of 'TIMMMMBEEEEEEEEEER!' Dancing naked fat men (this one could be risky to my plan, but I'll take that chance).

The most horrifingly unsexy screenshots known to humankind, all in one place. The kind that make your insides shrivel and your blood flee someplace other than the Deep South.

You know it could work. Right up until YouTube banned it. WHICH MEANT THAT IT WORKED TOO WELL! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Ahahah-AHAHAHAHAAA!

::deep wheezing breathes::

Eheheheh... Ahhaaa...

::sigh::

::sips tea::