Aug. 23rd, 2008

zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Fuck you say?)
The Roomie just dedicated thirty minutes to figuring out the gaps in her and my class scheduales so she can plan out when she'll have the room alone to have sex with her boyfriend-of-the-week.

The sad part is, I'm fairly sure that this is normal.

Cool thing, though. Last night was Luau Night in the cafeteria, which I arrived late for, so I barely got any food. But there was all of this fruit set around in displays to give the place a tropical ambiance, and they were closing up, so I went up to ask about it. The guys debated amongst themselves and then said, 'Its all yours.' So I scored a full bunch of bananas, two starfruit, and a kiwi for free. Other late people like me walked away with things like canteloupes and pinnapples, and one brother walked away with an entire watermelon! But I took care of breakfast for a while, for free (in the cosmic sense).

I am my mother's child.
zfreelance: (<lj site="livejournal.com"  user="timepunching">) (Winchester Smoke)
PLEASE, CONTINUE TO HAVE SEX. GET STDS. HAVE BABIES. GO CRAZY. I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

JUST DON'T TELL ME ABOUT IT, EXPECTING ME TO BE IMPRESSED. I AINT. YOU ARE NOT COMING UP WITH ANYTHING NEW, I CAN PRETTY MUCH GOD DAMN GUARUNTEE THAT.

NO LOVE,
Z

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