Ahahahaha! Ohhhh, day. You're so funny.

Dear Diet Dr. Pepper,

You are the reason I still exist. Marry me.

Lotsa love,
Z


Dear School,

You and your earnest attempts to learn me stuff never fails to amuse. Keep trying.

LOL,
Z


Dear People,

I may actually go out of my way to save a few of you when the zombies come. I don't know who will be more surprised.

Actual affections (so long as you stay on your side),
Z


Yeah. Thursday.

I am gonna have to cut a bitch.

Guys. I'm gonna kill The Roomie.

That's just how it has to be.

And then I'm gonna run over her boy-thing with a truck. A fucking big one.

Oh my GOD, I am pissed off.


I just wanna go home for a week and cool off, but I can't DO THAT, NOW CAN I.


Melanie. You are making college not fun. I'm not okay with this. Therefore, you need to die.


THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ALL.


Edit: I think I'd make more impact as a person if I could maintain anger long enough to act on it.
'Impact' as in 'headlines'.