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So, I recently got rich. While digging aimlessly in my backyard, hoping to find Jimmy Hoffa, or at least China, I found a lost Nazi shipment of gold bullion. Don't get too excited, though. I've pretty much burned my fortune on hookers and blow. That one blue girl was freaking expensive.
But she had nice eyes, so it worked out.
Anyway, in between orgies, I've been perusing![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
st_xi_kink, where the bashful and the shameless come together to fulfill one another's wild and depraved fannish fantasies.
There's such a great atmosphere of camaraderie and perversion. Have a look!
Yeah. Also, happy Friday! I have little planned, since the Chippendale dancers kind of wore me out. There's some kind of beach party going down, with paintball and possible virgin sacrificing, but as it's been raining nonstop for a few days, such things fail to entice.
Also, what's a pack of dead virgins to watching Pineapple Express with Studly Thunder in a banana hammock?
Edit: Hmmm. I have received a kidnapping threat from the beach-goers, who vow to steal a car if necessary to snatch me from the street.
This has happened before, and I no longer have enough spare cash lying around to pay for bail (although I do have a few conflict diamonds and one limited edition Boba Fett figurine). Guess I'll have to go. For the good of mankind, you understand.
But she had nice eyes, so it worked out.
Anyway, in between orgies, I've been perusing
st_xi_kink, where the bashful and the shameless come together to fulfill one another's wild and depraved fannish fantasies. There's such a great atmosphere of camaraderie and perversion. Have a look!
Yeah. Also, happy Friday! I have little planned, since the Chippendale dancers kind of wore me out. There's some kind of beach party going down, with paintball and possible virgin sacrificing, but as it's been raining nonstop for a few days, such things fail to entice.
Also, what's a pack of dead virgins to watching Pineapple Express with Studly Thunder in a banana hammock?
Edit: Hmmm. I have received a kidnapping threat from the beach-goers, who vow to steal a car if necessary to snatch me from the street.
This has happened before, and I no longer have enough spare cash lying around to pay for bail (although I do have a few conflict diamonds and one limited edition Boba Fett figurine). Guess I'll have to go. For the good of mankind, you understand.
