The People I Know = Dorks

[zfreelance]

So I plan on seeing District 9 tomorrow. I've casually invited a friend of mine and my father, as well as posting an open invitation on Facebook.

Here are the various responses:

Friend: Fuck yes.

Dad: I don't want to be a third wheel.
Me: Dad. Hell will freeze first. Come see the damn movie.

Friend on FB: I think there's a group going on Saturday.
Me: Kay. I'm going Friday.
Friend: We should go with you, then!
Me: Kay.


Jesus Christ, are we all secretly 12-year-old girls?

Dear People,

I don't care if you go see a movie without me. I do not have a problem with going to see a movie without you.
Movies are not romantic. I go for the body-count. There is no third wheel when you are watching a movie in a room full of complete strangers.
I would buy you all big-girl panties if I thought you'd wear them.

I love you all,
Z


This is just hilariously weird to me.