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DEAR MEN,
Please, please, PLEASE find someone else to fixate on. I am not up for grabs, and I don't enjoy feeling like a god damn Barbie doll.
For years, I have tried to figure out why I am so desirable to the opposite sex. It's been going on for longer than even I'm aware of. AND I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
I'm grumpy. I'm crude. I do not bathe on a regular basis. I wear men's clothes that are falling apart.
IF SOMEONE CAN TELL ME WHAT IT IS THAT IS SO APPEALING, PLEASE DO SO, SO I CAN TURN IT THE FUCK OFF.
Friends. Strangers. The guy who lived beneath me in my dorm.
STOP THE MADNESS, PEOPLE. Surely, SURELY you can do better than a misogynistic, loud, greasy-haired buck-toothed bitch, you feel me?
God, PORN has got to be more rewarding than fixating on me.
GET A LIFE,
Z
I ONLY WISH THIS WERE HYPERBOLE.
Please, please, PLEASE find someone else to fixate on. I am not up for grabs, and I don't enjoy feeling like a god damn Barbie doll.
For years, I have tried to figure out why I am so desirable to the opposite sex. It's been going on for longer than even I'm aware of. AND I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
I'm grumpy. I'm crude. I do not bathe on a regular basis. I wear men's clothes that are falling apart.
IF SOMEONE CAN TELL ME WHAT IT IS THAT IS SO APPEALING, PLEASE DO SO, SO I CAN TURN IT THE FUCK OFF.
Friends. Strangers. The guy who lived beneath me in my dorm.
STOP THE MADNESS, PEOPLE. Surely, SURELY you can do better than a misogynistic, loud, greasy-haired buck-toothed bitch, you feel me?
God, PORN has got to be more rewarding than fixating on me.
GET A LIFE,
Z
I ONLY WISH THIS WERE HYPERBOLE.
