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2009, you're fired.
2010, you're hired!
January 1st means stories and memes!
So, last night at my place, we were having a small party. For this party, we ordered pizza, online. The delivery order asked us for the name of the location, and for any special directions. We replied that we were aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise, and that the delivery man should live long and prosper.
When the pizza arrived, the guy asked us who placed the order. We pointed to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
zece. The man then handed us our pizza, gave her the Vulcan salute, and left.
Best start of the new year, ever.
Okay! Memes!
First Post of the Month Meme
January: 2008, you're fired. 2009, you're hired!
February: Chock full o' Hoot. Just a little bit of Nanny.
March: It's official. Robert Downey Jr's Sherlock and Jude Law's Watson are gay for each other.
(yes. yes they are.)
April: Rodney McKay and John Sheppard are so dating.
(yes. yes they are.)
May: Dinosaurs. Namely velociraptors. You know it to be true.
June: I'm gonna go hit the juice bar. You probably wouldn't like it. It's not about living out childhood abuse through degrading sexual encounters. It's more about juice.
July: Yeah, got my hair did, and made it all pink an' shit. It's like cyber-punk meets The Little Mermaid, Disney edition.
August: Today I dedicated a goodly amount of time to fixing my grandmother's computer.
September: So, I went to a GSA meeting with my friends, and have signed up for a couple of functions for the volunteer hours (and also for something to do!) and have also bought a ticket for the Gay Rights March in Washington D.C. on October 10th and 11th.
October: I am very tired, right now.
November: Come my tan-faced children,
Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,
Have you your pistols? have you your sharp-edged axes?
Pioneers! O pioneers!
December: Ugh. I have a rough draft of my final paper due at 4 today, which is half done. I have a final Psych test to study for, and I haven't finished the study questions or read the chapter. I have a Stats final on Saturday, and I still need to finish the practice test.
Long-Ass 2009 Meme!
1. What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before?
Got on the Dean's List.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I kept my resolution to improve my grades. But fuck if I'm gonna make a resolution this year. Too much commitment.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yeah, my aunt did.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Not that I remember.
5. What countries did you visit?
Nothing special.
6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
A CAR.
7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
The National Equality March in Washington, D.C.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Getting a job as an RA at school.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Ehhhh. Can't think of one.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
The usual, I'm sure.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
The bus ticket to the march.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Mine! I didn't kill anyone!
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My grandfather's.
14. Where did most of your money go?
That bus ticket. It was expensive.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Getting my job. Yay paychecks yay!
16. What song will always remind you of 2009?
Bad Romance, Lady Gaga
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder?
Happier.
ii. thinner or fatter?
I have lost a ton of weight. Kind of stopped eating...
iii. richer or poorer?
I am still poor.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Possibly partying. I'm not going to be able to do it as much, with my new job.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Dealing with bullshit.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Just hung out.
21. Did you fall in love in 2009?
Nah.
22. How many one-night stands?
1/2.
23. What was your favorite TV program?
In Plain Sight. OH MY GOD.
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
I may get there.
25. What was the best book you read?
Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Sick Puppies
27. What did you want and get?
Chocolate!
28. What did you want and not get?
A CAR.
29. What was your favorite film of this year?
Star Trek and Avatar tie for my top movie.
30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 20 and I did jack all.
31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A CAR.
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
I'm slowly getting clothes that actually fit. I've lost so much weight, that my usual loose clothing just falls off me, now.
33. What kept you sane?
My laptop.
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Chris Pine. OMG.
35. What political issue stirred you the most?
Gay rights. I was all up in there.
36. Who did do you miss?
My French family.
37. Who was the best new person you met?
The guys I met on the bus to D.C.
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
Rock and roll ain't noise pollution. Rock and roll ain't gonna die.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
Do I look like something you can put in a fuckin' cage?!
Come over here and gimme a kiss.
Yeah, I'm startin' to see
Yeah, I do believe
Better keep your distance
From this tangled shape I'm in
Now no one had better touch me right now
In this cold-blooded thick skin
Better, well, well
Now I said you better run real fast
When you hear that rattlin' sound
Oh I said you better run real fast
Or this one's gonna knock you down.
Rattlesnake Smile
Christian Kane
40. Overall, have you been a good boy/girl this year?
Die in a fire.
Let's do this.
2010, you're hired!
January 1st means stories and memes!
So, last night at my place, we were having a small party. For this party, we ordered pizza, online. The delivery order asked us for the name of the location, and for any special directions. We replied that we were aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise, and that the delivery man should live long and prosper.
When the pizza arrived, the guy asked us who placed the order. We pointed to
zece. The man then handed us our pizza, gave her the Vulcan salute, and left.Best start of the new year, ever.
Okay! Memes!
First Post of the Month Meme
January: 2008, you're fired. 2009, you're hired!
February: Chock full o' Hoot. Just a little bit of Nanny.
March: It's official. Robert Downey Jr's Sherlock and Jude Law's Watson are gay for each other.
(yes. yes they are.)
April: Rodney McKay and John Sheppard are so dating.
(yes. yes they are.)
May: Dinosaurs. Namely velociraptors. You know it to be true.
June: I'm gonna go hit the juice bar. You probably wouldn't like it. It's not about living out childhood abuse through degrading sexual encounters. It's more about juice.
July: Yeah, got my hair did, and made it all pink an' shit. It's like cyber-punk meets The Little Mermaid, Disney edition.
August: Today I dedicated a goodly amount of time to fixing my grandmother's computer.
September: So, I went to a GSA meeting with my friends, and have signed up for a couple of functions for the volunteer hours (and also for something to do!) and have also bought a ticket for the Gay Rights March in Washington D.C. on October 10th and 11th.
October: I am very tired, right now.
November: Come my tan-faced children,
Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,
Have you your pistols? have you your sharp-edged axes?
Pioneers! O pioneers!
December: Ugh. I have a rough draft of my final paper due at 4 today, which is half done. I have a final Psych test to study for, and I haven't finished the study questions or read the chapter. I have a Stats final on Saturday, and I still need to finish the practice test.
Long-Ass 2009 Meme!
1. What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before?
Got on the Dean's List.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I kept my resolution to improve my grades. But fuck if I'm gonna make a resolution this year. Too much commitment.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yeah, my aunt did.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Not that I remember.
5. What countries did you visit?
Nothing special.
6. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
A CAR.
7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
The National Equality March in Washington, D.C.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Getting a job as an RA at school.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Ehhhh. Can't think of one.
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
The usual, I'm sure.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
The bus ticket to the march.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Mine! I didn't kill anyone!
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My grandfather's.
14. Where did most of your money go?
That bus ticket. It was expensive.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Getting my job. Yay paychecks yay!
16. What song will always remind you of 2009?
Bad Romance, Lady Gaga
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder?
Happier.
ii. thinner or fatter?
I have lost a ton of weight. Kind of stopped eating...
iii. richer or poorer?
I am still poor.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Possibly partying. I'm not going to be able to do it as much, with my new job.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Dealing with bullshit.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Just hung out.
21. Did you fall in love in 2009?
Nah.
22. How many one-night stands?
1/2.
23. What was your favorite TV program?
In Plain Sight. OH MY GOD.
24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
I may get there.
25. What was the best book you read?
Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson
26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Sick Puppies
27. What did you want and get?
Chocolate!
28. What did you want and not get?
A CAR.
29. What was your favorite film of this year?
Star Trek and Avatar tie for my top movie.
30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 20 and I did jack all.
31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A CAR.
32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
I'm slowly getting clothes that actually fit. I've lost so much weight, that my usual loose clothing just falls off me, now.
33. What kept you sane?
My laptop.
34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Chris Pine. OMG.
35. What political issue stirred you the most?
Gay rights. I was all up in there.
36. Who did do you miss?
My French family.
37. Who was the best new person you met?
The guys I met on the bus to D.C.
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
Rock and roll ain't noise pollution. Rock and roll ain't gonna die.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
Come over here and gimme a kiss.
Yeah, I'm startin' to see
Yeah, I do believe
Better keep your distance
From this tangled shape I'm in
Now no one had better touch me right now
In this cold-blooded thick skin
Better, well, well
Now I said you better run real fast
When you hear that rattlin' sound
Oh I said you better run real fast
Or this one's gonna knock you down.
Rattlesnake Smile
Christian Kane
40. Overall, have you been a good boy/girl this year?
Die in a fire.
Let's do this.
