Something Special For That Special Motherfucking Someone

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So this calls for a special post! I have to serenade to my Valentine! Oh, wait, haven't asked her. Mandi, will you be my Valentine? ::assumes the answer is yes:: Cool! This calls for... Wine, Women, and Song! First up is Wine! Well, okay, digitally, I can't help you with the drinking part, so I'll settle for drunken laughter. Stop me if you've heard this one. Never let it be said that I am not sensitive. And now for the Women! Title: Sweet Sixteen Author: emungere Fandom: Smallville My Reaction: This made me want Lex. No, it really did. And hot chocolate. But mostly Lex. Click for Porn Title: Subtext Author: Te Fandom: Smallville My Reaction: This is the best of both worlds. The most fundamentally gay movie on the planet meets one of the most slashable series on television. I love you, Te. Click for Porn Title: Blood Brothers Author: Rustler Fandom: The Lost Boys My Reaction: While we're on the subject... Click for Porn Title: Fill Author: The Spike Fandom: The Lost Boys My Reaction: I don't know who's going to hell faster, Spike for writing this, or me for enjoying it so much. Click for Porn Title: Red Ball Bounces Author: Franzi Fandom: The Prestige My Reaction: This just goes to show that I am so not romantic. Click for... I'm not sure. Title: State of Imaginary Grace Author: mrsronweasley Fandom: The Breakfast Club My Reaction: Hee. Click for Porn Title: Blood and Whiskey Author: astolat Fandom: Tombstone My Reaction: Don't get too excited. Its... delicate. But still wholesome. Click for Not Quite Porn Title: Первая утрата (The First Loss) Author: rubakhin Fandom: Nochnoi Dozor aka Night Watch series (movie) My Reaction: ::smile:: Probably the most romantic of the lot. Click for Not-Actually-Russian Stuff How's THAT for woman power? And now for the Song! Ya'll are gonna have to do the pirating yourselves, I'm still recovering from the skeletons. Dami's Valentines Bash! 1) The Darkness- I Believe In A Thing Called Love 2) Alkaline Trio- This Could Be Love 3) The Vandals- Get a Room 4) Puddle of Mudd- She Fucking Hates Me 5) The Prodigy- Smack My Bitch Up 6) Lustra- Scotty Doesn't Know 7) Three Days Grace- I Hate Everything About You 8) Hoobastank- Inside of You 9) Kylie Minogue- 2 Hearts 10) Goo Goo Dolls- Bulletproof 11) Dem Franchize Boyz VS. Korn- Coming Undone Wit It ... I have no idea, ya'll. So, anyway, love you Mandi, my lovely long-distance valentine! ... ps- I got French chocolate. :)