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http://www.sidereel.com/Highlander:_The_Series
Thats not really for you guys, unless you want it. That one's for me.
Anyway, last night, watched a movie starring (word used loosely) Judd Nelson. By the name of White Rush. Since the movie is set nowhere near the water, you can assume the title is talking about drugs.
I type that Judd is kinda the main character because, well... He doesn't get a lot of screen time. I counted thrity minutes going by without a single frame of him. I think he had all of 20 lines.
The story is that two couples and a cop are all on vacation together, while a drug deal goes bad nearby. The cop hears the shots and goes to investigate, only to find about 8 people dead on the ground, next to a suitcase full of money, and a fuck lotta cocaine. Judd Nelson, kinda overweight and hard to recognize until he does the eyebrow thing like in Breakfast Club, is the only survivor of the deal, and watches the cop take off with both stashes.
Judd Line #7: Fuck.
The cop gets back to spread the good news, that they are now high and rich (not in that order), and one of the wifes' flips out, going, 'No, bad, illegal!' The cop tells her to hit the road, and she dashes dramatically into the woods. I, for one, was a bit amused. What exactly was she gonna do in that skimpy jogger's outfit in the middle of nowhere? Eat it?
Anyway, Judd shanghis her into driving him to a friend's place to get patched up (he was shot earlier), and as luck would have it, the chick's a nurse! That explains the brainlessness!
Anywho, Cuban cartel guy is a bit pissed about his shipment vanishing. So he sends his hooker girlfriend to kill the people who screwed it all up. So you get a while lotta scenes of a chick so skinny, she's two dimensional from profile carting around guns and knives, and generally being kinda cool. In a skinny-bitch kinda way.
So, then there is sex, drugs, and minimal rock and roll, and the idiot tourists all bite it.
Judd Line #15: Maybe I should go do something about all this dying and stuff.
Nurse Betty: Theres a thought!
So, showdown, shoot out, oops, he was wearing a flak-vest, lolz, cops show up, and
Judd Line #20: Lolz, bitch, I was FBI the whole time! Time to go make it with Nurse Betty!
Nurse Betty: Yeah, sure, why not.
This is not to bash on Judd. He just needed more screen time.
So, if its on TV, give it a look.
http://www.sidereel.com/Highlander:_The_Series
Thats not really for you guys, unless you want it. That one's for me.
Anyway, last night, watched a movie starring (word used loosely) Judd Nelson. By the name of White Rush. Since the movie is set nowhere near the water, you can assume the title is talking about drugs.
I type that Judd is kinda the main character because, well... He doesn't get a lot of screen time. I counted thrity minutes going by without a single frame of him. I think he had all of 20 lines.
The story is that two couples and a cop are all on vacation together, while a drug deal goes bad nearby. The cop hears the shots and goes to investigate, only to find about 8 people dead on the ground, next to a suitcase full of money, and a fuck lotta cocaine. Judd Nelson, kinda overweight and hard to recognize until he does the eyebrow thing like in Breakfast Club, is the only survivor of the deal, and watches the cop take off with both stashes.
Judd Line #7: Fuck.
The cop gets back to spread the good news, that they are now high and rich (not in that order), and one of the wifes' flips out, going, 'No, bad, illegal!' The cop tells her to hit the road, and she dashes dramatically into the woods. I, for one, was a bit amused. What exactly was she gonna do in that skimpy jogger's outfit in the middle of nowhere? Eat it?
Anyway, Judd shanghis her into driving him to a friend's place to get patched up (he was shot earlier), and as luck would have it, the chick's a nurse! That explains the brainlessness!
Anywho, Cuban cartel guy is a bit pissed about his shipment vanishing. So he sends his hooker girlfriend to kill the people who screwed it all up. So you get a while lotta scenes of a chick so skinny, she's two dimensional from profile carting around guns and knives, and generally being kinda cool. In a skinny-bitch kinda way.
So, then there is sex, drugs, and minimal rock and roll, and the idiot tourists all bite it.
Judd Line #15: Maybe I should go do something about all this dying and stuff.
Nurse Betty: Theres a thought!
So, showdown, shoot out, oops, he was wearing a flak-vest, lolz, cops show up, and
Judd Line #20: Lolz, bitch, I was FBI the whole time! Time to go make it with Nurse Betty!
Nurse Betty: Yeah, sure, why not.
This is not to bash on Judd. He just needed more screen time.
So, if its on TV, give it a look.
