MY TINHAT, IT SPAKLES

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So.

Self: Hey, Pandora's throwing out some Finnish fantasy metal. Its actually pretty neat.
Inner Self: Dude. Finnish. Fantasy. Metal. You're morphing into the worst stereotype known to man.
Self: The kind with a lot of hair?
Inner Self: No- Well, wait, yeah, but you'll die alone with all of your hair.
Self: ... beats cats, I guess.

Anybody seen Moonstruck? I love that movie. It won an Oscar, and I still respect it in the morning! Cher and Nick Cage, yo.
Do it.