Ah. Okay.

So Comcast.net has clearly reached the end of its creative rope, and is fixing to hang itself in a really epic way, because they are advertising articles written by e-fucking-Harmony.

And the featured article? 20 Movies That Make Men Cry.

I am not kidding.

The full title is, of course, 20 Movies That Make Men Cry Tears of Blood and Beg God For Death.

For the love of our great and holy God, number 11 is The Iron Giant. I had to bite back retching at the very memory of that movie.

The only two movies listed that I found even vaugely sad were the two with Tom Hanks in them. And that should be self-explanitory.

Great Christ and all the saints.

By the way, the list is here.

You know, its things like this that remind me why I'm pro-nuclear.

AUGH GOD

I tried to get away from it. I tried to find a nice, safe, corner of the internet that didn't make me what to punch babies.

I didn't find it.

Horny clowns began making inroads on erecting that big top tent pole in his pants.

The only excuse for shit like this is that God has decided that humanity really has reached the limit, and we are inches away from a Biblical Apocalypse, so it really doesn't matter what the fuck we do any more.

God, being hungover was better than this.