Undah da sea... Undah da sea!

"Well, you got spontaneity, anyway. Besides, Elizabeth was never going to say no. She brought a stuffed baby seal as her personal item."

Sheppard stared at Rodney. "She did not."

"Oh, yes. According to Kavanagh, she beats it with a club every morning before breakfast."


Found here. You know you want it.

Writer's Block: *blushes*

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How the fuck do you work these things?

Anyway, most common compliment that people pay me is...

Wow, I'd hate to think that people would have a ready-made answer for this. Who thinks about what others think of them so much that they could just fire off an answer?

I'm gonna go with, "You're weird." Its always nice to know that I can continue to violate and warp other people's conventions.

And dammit, LJ! Don't choose my subject lines for me!

Meme Time!

Stoled from nestra.

Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
Post them here for everyone to guess.
Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

I excuse you guys from guessing, unless you actually do know.
(________) means someone cool guessed it and has cookies forthcoming in the distant future.


1) Oh, man, now they're killing retards.

2) You're a handsome devil. What's your name?

3) FOR THE FISH STICKS! (note: this one is probably not real. probably.) (Kingdom of Heaven, guessed by zece, who would have gotten it anyway, since she made the quote up herself.)

4) I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy. Centauri is impressed. I've seen 'em come, and I've seen 'em go, but you're the best, my boy. Dazzling! Light years ahead of the competition! Centauri's got a little proposition for you. Are ya interested? (The Last Starfighter, zece)

5) Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him. (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, guessed by raptress. Kinda. But we're giving her the benefit of the doubt.)

6) Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen. (300, raptress

7) You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.

8) You're looking at eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off.

9) Come on. Do I look like the mother of the future? I mean, am I tough, organized? I CAN'T EVEN BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK. (The Terminator, zece)

10) How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more problems than you.

11) You destroy every vehicle you get into?

12) Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind... ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars!

13) Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell?! (Independance Day, raptress

14) For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.

15) Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.



Major props if you can recognize any of these. Mandi, you'd better get at least one right.

Hey now!

Goddamn you, French television!

I could be watching Doctor Who right now!

Or Torchwood, which has moar Jack!

A Jack being more openly bisexual since the kiss in Doctor Who. We're talkin' beating Queer as Folk gay here, people.

... AND DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW THAT JOHN CONSTATINE WAS BISEXUAL?!

Dammit, the times are catching up with me. If this keeps going, soon the gay will be everywhere, and that wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

I would have to quit...


...


Naaaaah.