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History's 10 Most Terrifying Contraceptives

#1- Coca-Cola Douche

The modern age isn't all enlightenment and ribbed condoms. For a time, not too long ago (and in fact, probably as recent as last Wednesday) people were under the impression a can of Coke was as good as the morning after pill. And they weren't drinking it.

Yes, they would douche with it after having sex. The belief was that carbonation and sugar would be effective at stopping pregnancy, and also turning a vagina into a syrupy, caffeinated horror show of fizz and sticky spots. We like to think Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb were the carbonated no-baby douches of choice, but study by Harvard in the late '60s gave the honor to Diet Coke.

We're sincerely hoping this still doesn't go on today, because if so it's just a matter of time until some joker decides to stick some Mentos in there.


Ah... ::opens mouth::

::closes it::

Enough about you. Lets discuss me.

So, I has a rl outside of reading internet porn. I know, right?

I guess I could tell you what I do with this rl. Get ready for it.


- sleep through class
- eat lots of delicious food
- steal underwear
- get lost in my room
- have philosophical conversations concerning bugs and Edgar Allen Poe
- draw more comics than I have the brainspace to pursue
- write internet porn


This is the busiest I've ever been since about ever! Outside of AP art class.

So, college of acceptance-win sends me e-mail. This e-mail is dedicated to describing what all there is to do in Pensacola, off-campus. I read it as, 'Heres what you could be doing when you're skipping class!'

I've got a good feeling about this one.

So, as of now it is my destiny to become an Argonaut, and dodge like a dodgey freak the sorority chapter of my ancestors. Because I can already hear my grandmother lining up the reasons why I should join.

Well, she really wants me to apply for Millsaps, a college to which I am like a four-generation legacy. My parents and I are like, 'Uh...' Because, being without state-scholarships as I am, the cost would be like a fourth or fifth morgatge on my parents, who have four other kids to put through school.

Besides, my dad pulled some stuff at that school that I would rather not be known for. ^^

As for current school news, I have two more weeks to kill until our Spring Break. Then for that first week, I'm going to Geneva with my host mother. And for the second week, us exchange students are headed down to the Med for the last week. Y. U. S. S. I am so excited about that trip. I'll get to see all of those kids again, and we'll all get to exchange stories about the crazy shit that these French people pull (I have resolved to not say anything about my last family, as the story is stale and boring), and basically sit around and talk to fellow Americans face-to-face in a way that none of us have had the chance to do since August!

Kimmi the Australian was great, but she had the typical non-American English-speaker superiority complex that we've come to associate with Canada. They're just a bit too smug.

So, this weekend I have planned... nada. My big draw is Medium coming on tonight, and no alarm tommorrow morning.

Its getting warmer again, after two days of snow, and five days of rain. Maybe someone up there noticed that it was SPRING. Of course, I'm used to the Florida timetable, where spring starts in March, lasts two to three weeks, and then instantly cranks up to summer until mid-November.

The other day I found a white hair that was clearly mine on my shirt. I know it was mine because the bottom half was hennaed red. Not blonde, not light brown. White. Chad, at one point, said that I had white hair, but I didn't really believe him. And I dye my hair too often for it really to be obvious.

But it seems that I have gone grey, however slightly.

That is all.

IMPORTANT: NO, REALLY

Murchies Chai Holiday Tea (mmm, orange-spice flavoured DEATH!)


Important: Do Not Kill The Scientist

I really need to make a list of who I want to be when I grow up, because its getting convoluted.

LJ Strike?

Is that whats going on?

::shrug::

I know massive amounts of people are migrating to InsaneJournal and other non-LJ sites, but I don't think I'm gonna.

I've never really had that many problems with LJ. In fact, I'm rather addicted. Sure, the banning gets my back up, but I'm not gonna flounce off in a huff because LJ shows signs of getting a little too right-wing for my tastes. And as others have said, I never really had any high expectations for LJ. I get a free place to muse in a digital fashion that lets me mod to an amusing degree, lets my have lolz-worthy icons, and, oh yeah, isn't MySpace.

Writers tend to choose LJ, because thats what you do on it. You write.

So right up until LJ bans me or the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm hunkered down good.

And reccing smut.

Oh, yeah, and this too.

You are in your twenties

You can still hear reasonably well and you can play this without my old fart colleagues hearing it which makes you feel kinda good. The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 15.8kHz

Find out which ultrasonic ringtones you can hear!

54%

Sorry, guys.


75% Geek
75%


This translates roughly to asjkl:djhajk.

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I SCORED A 100%

YOU'D THINK I'D KEEP THAT TO MYSELF, WOULDN'T YOU.

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I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Druid/Ranger (2nd/1st Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-14

Dexterity-15

Constitution-13

Intelligence-14

Wisdom-14

Charisma-14


Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Primary Class:
Druids gain power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. They hate the unnatural, including aberrations or undead, and destroy them where possible. Druids receive divine spells from nature, not the gods, and can gain an array of powers as they gain experience, including the ability to take the shapes of animals. The weapons and armor of a druid are restricted by their traditional oaths, not simply training. A druid's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast.


Secondary Class:
Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.


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So close to Chaotic/Evil. So close!